No.



Ever had your date put your cigarette out on your hand?

No. Wtf.

Have you ever had someone give you a rose made out of a dollar bill?

No

Do you smile much?

Yes. All the time.

Do you hesitate much?

um. well. I'll hafta get back to you on that.

Do you sneak a look at the answers?

Yes.




Do you like having sex in public?

Maybe?

Do you like people watching you?

No


do you like watching other people?

Yes

Would you please take that thing out of your ass?

No. I can't quite reach it...




Will you take it out for me?

No, I didn't put it there.

Do whistle when you walk past graveyards?

No, I hold my breath so I don't breath in any ghosts!


Do you eat spam?

Nope.

Do you use spam as a sexual toy?

no. (and i just wrote the other post about you and BOB ducks)

have you ever had sex with spam? (just for the guys this one)
have you ever had sex with a can of spam? (for the ladies)

No

Since he can't reach it, would someone please take that thing out of Iggy's ass?