Nah, I'd miss you.

Sorry, Grav, it's a hard pass from me. I want you here and I'm selfish enough to demand it.

Fuck you Grav, you ain't goin' nowhere, you'll stay and suffer with the rest of us. http://cellar.org/2012/bwekk.gif

What about the people around me, then? I ain't particular.

Bring extra ammo.












Sorry I posted that. Weren't as bad as it sounded. I guess. You guys are cool.

waitaminit!

let's *compromise*.


you come on out here and we'll just skip the assisted suicide part.

Come on, what do you say???

Oh, I've moved from suicide on to homicide.

Sentence is shorter.:D

I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit

Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place...

I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news.

TIHAW, try the cod.

President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday :eek:

Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg?

I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer.

Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

Thank you very much, fargon!

Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday.

Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now.