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Looks like UT is trying to use up a backlog of my BS. I couldn't be prouder. Now, to do my sworn duty to thwart his efforts:

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Hey, kid. Wanna new sig? The first one's free.

Ok, now I just have to steal that! It is too wonderful. :D

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=11644

Thank you! :p

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Awesome!

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