Aw, revenge on that cushion wasn't as satisfying as I thought it would be. And I still look stupid wearing this. High collars are so 19th century.

Can you hear me NOW?

The collar did it. Not me. The collar. Evil.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...05072fcc2.html


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Juicy Juice!
 

:lol: that is hilarious Ibram! People will bitch about anything! On with the show. A couple of pics here so that is doesn't look like I'm spamming.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6.../fartjuice.jpg
Take a nice big gulp!

Remember! Think "Organic"!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...c/pushtail.jpg

Prince can't make you gay. But I know a few Queens who could.

Man, those HOMOSEXUAL siluettes are the worst.

I thought Prince was awesome during the Stupendous Bowl, and I am proud to say that I told everyone in the coven that he was about to make a phallic shadow about five seconds before he did it. I mean, wouldn't you have done so, given the setup?

Another Dog Picture Caption
 

I should have thought of this one before:

"His Master's Couch"

Given the chance I totally would have. Never throw stones.

"Liu Shuping, a farmer specializing in raising pigs, presents a newly-born piglet with one head, two mouths, two noses and three eyes, for photographers in Xi'an, northwest China on March 6, 2007."

Does having 3 eyes make this a tri-cyclops?

Some Pig!

Wonder if it's healthy...other than having two heads I mean.

Split personality.

Do you notice that no gay men complained that the football players might make them or their kids hetero?

Of course not. Have you seen how football players dress? Nothing hetero about that.

No, he's saying "This fucker is backwards."

Dog Picture
 

"I was unfairly handicapped" claims guard dog in Phantom Cushion Shredder Furore.

Not much hetero about what they say either!

I just had this conversation with my brother (name changed to protect the innocent):
grant's brother: and wow, was in the locker room yesterday, AMAZING
(grant) paleomacus: if you don't clarify that quickly...
grant's brother: 2 huge flat screens to just hangout watch, play 360(which they have 2 of them hooked up), 5 computer terminals to play on
grant's brother: and a bunch of big black dudes with HUGGEEE dicks

oops...

Most dogs I know misread this as "His Master's Crotch"

Yes, its a WTF, but its a fairly clever solution to the nagging problem of elderly transportation. "Take my driver's license, will ya?"

Old Mrs. Shaw getting a ride from her son Rick. :-)

Turn your bass drum into "goatse" with Cool Claws!

Sheldon, you're too darn funny!

I know. You wouldn't believe how many people laugh at me daily. :3eye:

I got 12/16

(but 15/16 on gash or tash)

Hahahaha! And here is your reward!

Oh, yay, I love that guy!

We ran into him at the Burbank airport a few years ago - and yes, he was in full "costume". He even had green loafers.

I fucked him. No loafers. :D

11/16. I'm gonna have to ask for gender ID from now on.:vomitblu:

Bubble Building
 

They'd need to resurrect M. C. Escher to clean the windows!

Imagine the size of what they are shipping if that's just the bubble wrap!

I got 9/16
Thank goodness I'm not in the market for either grannies or trannies.

Only if those are the types of ladies you like! I think it's easier to tell with the hottie mamas.

13/16

11/16 on the grannys or trannys ,
But 16/16 for gash or trash !!!

Oh my god, I couldn't stick around for that one. You're a brave man!

13/16. Is there a market for this in Homoland Security?

Grannies to the left. Trannies and fudge-packers to the right.

Hehehe I ate Peter Pan last night. Better than Jiff. lol!!!

13/16. The grans wear less makeup than the trans. Usually.

What wine does one serve with horse?

The beer would have to be Colt 45.

I saw the pony loaf this morning on John Scalzi's site...funny.

read the small print - haunch, lips, and ovaries.

Can I get a $350.00 diet coke with that...to go?
 

Luxury Pie: NYC Restaurant Offers $1,000 Pizza
Nino Selimaj Unveils Grand Pizza Featuring Caviar, Lobster
(CBS) NEW YORK We've been dealing with the pocket-emptying effects of rising gas prices, new electric rates, and an increase in cab fare, but how would you feel about breaking the bank all for...a pizza? Now you can find out thanks to Manhattan restauranteur Nino Selimaj, who has apparently brought from the heavens a real "pie in the sky" with his new $1,000 pizza.

Yep, that'll be $1,000 please.

The pizza will be added to the menu at "Nino's Bellisima," one of Selimaj's six restaurants in the city. Forget traditional cheese and pizza sauce, the record-priced pie will be topped with creme fraiche, chives, eight ounces of four different kinds of Petrossian caviar, four ounces of thinly sliced Maine lobster tail, salmon roe, and a little bit of spice with wasabi.

And unlike your typical pizza, this one won't be cooked, after all, that would spoil the fish. The 12-inch pie is sliced into four pieces, which comes to $250 per slice.

"Let them say I'm crazy," Selimaj says. "But I believe in this product, and it's gonna sell!"

So who's gonna buy this pie? Selimaj is betting Wall Street business types.

"My luxury pizza will become as famous as a night at the Waldorf Astoria. When Mr. Chow's introduced upscale Asian Cuisine several years ago, people couldn't imagine paying hundreds of dollars for Chinese food. Now upscale Asian cuisine is as common as New York hotdogs. Upscale Pizza will be next," Selimaj said.

The previous international record for pizza found on a menu was $193 at Gordon Ramsey's Maze restaurant in London.

I could kick that pizza's ass, hungover before coffee. A Piker. Make a cheese tomato pizza with mozzarella that someone would pay a grand for. That's talent. Stuffing a bunch of diamonds onto a turd doesn't make it valuable.

I say "What the Fucking fuck?"

i think it does...

I think it does.

No it just makes the dimonds smelly

smelly diamonds still get you the same price as nonsmelly diamonds

Not in the real world. People want a discount for having to wipe the shit off.

People who can afford a $1000 pizza have professional Shit Wipers in their employee pool.

Closest I've ever come to having diamonds in my shit was when I ate 6 carrots. :thumb2:

No lovers with interesting piercings, then? :lol: