This is just so WTF, it may deserve it's own thread
 

OK, If you think you are brave enough, Click this. Scroll down a bit to the video under the ad.

Needless to say, THIS IS NOT SFW. It's not safe for anywhere, as a matter of fact. It's just plain not safe, period, I think.

Thank me later.:eek:

You don't think Zengum went there to teach, do you?

Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak.

I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries.

What is that all about anyway?

Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat?

"Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do."

"How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?"

"Hey, look, I caught a carp!"

"Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole."

40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.

Well of course Bruce, the Japanese are famous for copying other's ideas...;)

Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.


Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.

This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.

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I read 'smaller' as 'smarter'...as in "smarter, faster, cheaper, more reliable"...it sounded like an ad for "The Six Million Dollar Eel".

Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com.

Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'.

Source:

Kewl.

I've thought about this picture since I was 17 and say Henry and June... it totally warped my mind and shapped how I think of oral sex... for the better I might add... is that icky of me?

Of course not. Well not unless maybe your actually using an octopus. :lol:

The beak thing on an octopus may make that less appealing than it looks in the picture.

Exactly. Some fantasies are best left as fantasies.

Flint's Ad On Craig's List
 

Could it be? (Jes' funnin' ya Flinty!):D

Very strange.

Strange like in a WTF sorta way?

Yes.

He is going to get himself stabbed

OK, this got me thinking about the origin of that phrase. I've always credited Flint with coming up with it. I searched and I think the earliest use of it on the Cellar is in this thread from 1/10/2007 by Flint.

It's spreading elsewhere on the internet. Some dwellars have used the phrase in other forums since then. But I found one Google hit for the phrase back in October of 2005. Over a year before we first see Flint using it on the Cellar. Bizarre. And here, in late 2007 that same board discusses who came up with the phrase. So it's out there, and has been for a while.

Uh, what phrase is that, the linky no worky.

Not something to be proud of

Nevermind, I didn't see the third link.

Lamplighter, Flint is an artist, the Mapplethorpe of prose. :haha:

I swear I thought the pictures were going to be of Flint.

Of him getting buttfucked in the mouth.

:lol:

Cloud?

:lol: Watch out for the funnel-web spider!

The thing that confuses me about all of these "hey I have a lot of tattoos and I'm naked" pics is ... where do you take such photos? There's clearly a ton of people in the background there, how do you NOT get arrested, or beaten to death by some overly uptight soccer mom?

Most biker gatherings, although that doesn't look like one. There's a lot of countries where nude doesn't equal illegal.

MOST of the ones I see are from biker gatherings, or hippie communes, so I get that, and I suppose plain old fashioned nudist colonies would be safe, AND I was trying to factor in other countries, but I don't know enough about the world to figure out where that'd be legal/illegal (or how to figure that out really)

but as you said, it doesn't appear that she's at a biker/naked people event, it looks like she's just hanging out at the park, next to the bike path, being naked

the world... it confuses me


edit: although she is wearing some kind of wrist band, so maybe it was "Get Naked and Show Off Your Tattoos in the Park Day" (Admission $5.00 for adults $3.00 for kids under 12)

Waiting for Cloud's response...:corn:

That bit of string running through the right picture could be part of a tent. So, perhaps, not such a "public park" site after all.

The tattoos seem a rather ill-assorted lot to me. The cobwebs :eek: who'd want to put them there?

Gay spiders.

It could be the Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about.

That's one half of a Tag Team that one
Scary :eek:

Okay, I must admit, it's the genitalia that confuses me here. Clearly in the first pic, she appears to have female genital piercings and a hefty set of implants. In the second pic, the "tuckback" is no longer tucked back, revealing a tattooed sack. (And for the record, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THE TUCKBACK THING ANYWAY? Does she shove her nuts up her asshole? Wouldn't that be painful? I mean, really, I cannot fathom this.)

So my confusion is...did she lop off her dick and leave the balls intact?

Mebbe I'm unimaginative but I seriously don't understand.

You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?

[/cue Homer]

D'oh!

[/Homer]

Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily.

That said, the pic is clearly a female and the "sac" is only a perspective on her muffin top.

Someday my eyes will stop watering just from the thought....

I hear it hurts less if you're desperate...

Like this?
http://cellar.org/2010/oops.gif

Does that chick have a dick?

Or:

Does that guy have a rack?

Which is it?

I suddenly have a whole new level of regard for RuPaul.

LOL @ Bruce

You always know just what to say!

ROAD TRIP!:driving:

I'll bring, uh, party favors. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Is there such a thing as a prolapsed vagina? 'Cause he/she really looks female in the face and torso, and that which falls out looks kind of unpenis-like.

Yes there is, I've seen several pictures of that recently. Prolapsed anything, is yucky. :thepain:

Thanks for making me look that image up...:yelsick:

prolapsed rectum.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im...

Here ya go Sheldon, the best of both worlds!!!:D [/joke]

Sometimes counting sheep just won't do...