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Big Sarge 02-20-2013 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 850387)
Learning to properly handle,(and learning by mistakes every kid is bound to make), a single shot 22, is a smarter option. If a kid makes the ultimate mistake of shooting a person, including themselves, a 22 gives a good survival rate.

I don't approve of minors shooting high powered rifles. They kick, and kick hard. Children should not be subjecting their still growing joints and connective tissue, to repeated heavy blows.
Sure, they get thumped playing sports and general rough-housing, but that's not the same. A day at the range would be like hitting themselves with a hammer, in the same spot, about a hundred times.


If only kids understood what a burden this huge penis is... sigh :o
Addie, age 5, has been shooting a .22 for over a year now. My oldest daughter, age 19, shoots my .45-70 & .577 Snider. I think this year, I will introduce Addie to my 8 gauge double or my 7 bore elephant gun

ZenGum 03-01-2013 07:33 PM
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“Download this gun”: 3D-printed semi-automatic fires over 600 rounds
And the Department of Justice says there's nothing illegal about it, either.
Yeah, that's gonna take gun control from difficult to effectively impossible.

footfootfoot 03-01-2013 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 855228)
Yeah, that's gonna take gun control from difficult to effectively impossible.
Oh noes! Then we'll be faced with addressing the real problems in this country.

sexobon 03-01-2013 09:15 PM
That's nothing, I've downloaded the plans for a thermonuclear hand grenade.

When I went through US Army basic training, the hand grenade training was conducted by a cadre with imagination. Recruits were seated in outdoor bleachers on a firing range as an instructor presented a lecture followed by a demonstration in which the instructor threw a grenade (inert; but, the recruits didn't know it) out to a predetermined spot on the range. When the dummy grenade hit the ground, another cadre member set off a nuclear explosion training simulator (a relatively new pyro-technique that sent up flames and smoke in a massive mushroom cloud) prepositioned on that spot. The results were spectacular and the recruits gave the demonstration a standing ovation. The legend of the thermonuclear hand grenade was born.

footfootfoot 03-01-2013 09:27 PM
I didn't realize there was a thermonuclear handgrenade.
I guess we already have addressed the real problems in this country, so never mind.

sexobon 03-01-2013 10:53 PM
Of course we've addressed the real problems in this country. They're addressed: White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington DC 20500, Capitol Building E. Capitol St. NE and First St. NE Washington DC 20004, and Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street NE Washington DC 20543.

xoxoxoBruce 03-02-2013 12:45 AM

Griff 03-02-2013 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 855241)
I didn't realize there was a thermonuclear handgrenade.
I guess we already have addressed the real problems in this country, so never mind.
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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 855248)
Of course we've addressed the real problems in this country. They're addressed: White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington DC 20500, Capitol Building E. Capitol St. NE and First St. NE Washington DC 20004, and Supreme Court of the United States 1 First Street NE Washington DC 20543.
I'm seeing a solution.

xoxoxoBruce 03-02-2013 10:58 AM
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The problem is untrained people trying to solve their problems with a pistol or shotgun. ;)

ZenGum 03-02-2013 06:19 PM
Finger OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot. Even I know that. Idiot.

footfootfoot 03-02-2013 08:55 PM
At least his sign is properly punctuated.

ZenGum 03-02-2013 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 855238)
That's nothing, I've downloaded the plans for a thermonuclear hand grenade.
Well, not quite a hand grenade, but about as close as you can get.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Cr...lear_device%29

tl;dr recoilless rifle, range 2 km, yield 0.02 kilotons, nasty radiation.

footfootfoot 03-02-2013 10:29 PM
Imagine if plans for the Ned Kelly device had been realized. Probably would have looked just like that except with a can of Fosters at the front.

sexobon 03-02-2013 10:38 PM
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xoxoxoBruce 03-03-2013 01:51 AM
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And old ladies...


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