no how!

no way!

The Cellar: No way we don't care no how none if nobody don't post nothin' here.

The Cellar: Come for the cuteness, stay for the scoffing.

we need more all-caps on this site

WHAT? YOU'RE DEAF?

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME, ASSHOLE?!

The Cellar: Katie Couric's source for signature sign offs

It's a trap! Don't reply to him. He just wants an excuse to yell back at you.

Edit: Damn, I'm too late.

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME!

The Cellar: we don't need to yell, WE HAVE CAPS!

The Cellar: Post nicely, or there will be CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

The Cellar: Turning on the light dosn't discourage rodents.

The Cellar : Please bring your own cheese and whine.

The Cellar: We're so deep some peoples brains actually get the bends.

The Cellar: A bulimic Ouroboros

The Cellar: They come to either play footsie or step on someones toes