Situ? I've never heard it called that. Must be Missouri slang. But I'll trust you Els, you represent the Show Me state, after all. :lol:

Rent a movie if you want that, all you're getting is stock photos stolen from the web from me! :p

MAN. either i'm becoming invisible or you guys share my reluctance to follow links:

FYI: I saw the link, lj, but didn't follow it. I could see from mousing over it what the url was. As I was reading about the wiggly pen in the thread, I was hoping nobody else has made the connection in their mind that you made, so I could post the Harry Potter broom story first. It's good humor!

The Toy website was pretty weird...... I like this line
"Beep beep! - there it is, a new message...
Your heart races as you read his sexy words
You know he is thinking only of you"

Errrrrmmmm...... I didn't know you could read with your vagina - but then again, I never tried.

<off to give it a whirl>

Well I expect we'll have to take what we get. However I do applaud LabRat's thorough documentation even so--very scientific & all.

hahaha!

[joke tangent]
A guy is having his lunch sitting on a park bench next to a blind man. Being the generous sort, he offers a piece of matzo bread to the blind man. The blind man accepts it, then turns to the guy and asks
"Who wrote this shit?"
[/tangent]

Hello Cellar. I'm a longtime lurker, just registered today. What originally attracted me to these forums was the "Image of the Day" section (the first one I saw was a picture of the fireman putting a mask over a dog, a photoshopped image but hilarious due to the subtlety). Then I found this thread...

First of all, I'm a male. I'm not going to go back in time with this thread (I read all current 44 pages), so I'll keep with the current question: toys are great. My favorite is a plug (the rectal kind). It kind've freaked my wife out the first time I told her I wanted to get one.

Welcome, welcome!

Well...what does a rectal plug do for you, sensation-wise? :blush:

It's... hard to describe. My old one was cut up (long story), so it's been a while. You know how it's said that there's a gspot for guys? It's there alright. Not only that but the act of stretching that area is fun too (because it's challenging to fit more in each time, and satisfying when it sets in place). It's hard to describe to women, unless they've had stuff up there too; but for men it can be described as a pleasureable feeling on your penis and in the back of it.

But I've also been putting things in there since I was very young (pre-teen). I'm 22 now. Have a new plug on the way in the mail!

Do most men like this sensation? I've often wondered how far to go with stimulating "that" part of a man...how about it, guys? Do you want your partner to "go there"--??

I think one thing that is a barrier is trying to get past that whole "exit only" and "ewww gross" mentality/taboo (be sure it's clean though before you do something like this!)

Hey. Can somebody put up a poll-thing-y and see how many male dwellars like/dislike the butt thing? I don't know how to do a poll. I am the least computer literate person you'll ever meet...so, don't try to insult me--I KNOW I'm dumm.

SO--a poll with lots of possible responses (the more responses available to a person, the more responses you'll get!) OK----now: Somebody DO IT.

And, thanks! :love:

You don't necessarily have to be selective. Some guys like other forms of pleasure in that area (seen a few porns where tongue meets the area...). Maybe include in that poll several variations? Some guys :love: :yum: :blush: :eek: