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Lola Bunny 06-23-2011 03:39 PM

:lol2: Thanks for posting the story.

Clodfobble 06-23-2011 05:51 PM

Imagine what she was thinking--the full amount of fabric she's used to seeing on underwear, but all crammed up in there. Awesome story, infi.

ZenGum 06-24-2011 02:00 AM

Overheard teenager: that's dis-gross-ting!

:lol:

Lola Bunny 06-24-2011 06:46 PM

And that's how the English language change. :p:

ZenGum 06-24-2011 08:37 PM

Speaking of which, the previous posts made me think about underwear. I mean the word.

Think of tableware, hardware, wares in general. I wonder if it used to be underware and but people wrote underwear because you wear it, and the error gradually stuck.

monster 06-27-2011 06:54 PM

"Snap his arm or something!"

Hector, getting very invlved in a James Bond fight.

footfootfoot 06-27-2011 07:21 PM

That needs to be on a t shirt or something.

Sundae 07-07-2011 11:51 AM

Went up to Tiger's new class for two afternoons this week.
On Tuesday they were assigned their working groups; all from the Winnie the Pooh books.

Now there's a scene in Hot Fuzz (bear with me) where on of the Andys giggles childishly everytime the word "skidmarks" is mentioned in an accident report. It sets me off and I do the same thing.

Unfirtunately, Tiger doesn't seem to have come across Winnie the Pooh before. He looked at me and laughed every time Mrs M said the word Pooh. And especially when she said Pooh Bear. First time it was just a little boy's humour and I shook my head at him, gently. But as it went on and I just knew he was hearing Poo, I struggled to maintain composure.

For him it was just like having work groups called Bum, Fart and Willy.
And that is pretty funny.

monster 08-20-2011 10:36 AM

Thor will never says things simply.

Today: yes, [the Webkinz bat will open the treetop rooms] because the bat's primary form of locomotion is flight.

:lol:

infinite monkey 08-20-2011 10:44 AM

:lol2:

Too smart!

Gravdigr 09-01-2011 04:55 PM

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If I had a child, I'd want one just like this one right here:

footfootfoot 09-13-2011 01:32 PM

I gave the mm a raspberry on her back last night and she said "Cut it out." So I then gave one of her cuddlies a raspberry and she said "Stop it. You're evil, he doesn't like that either, nor her." Pointing to another cuddly.

This a four year old. Nor her?

monster 09-13-2011 08:42 PM

maybe she meant "gnaw her"? A diversionary tactic to keep you from the stuffies she likes?

grynch 09-14-2011 02:49 AM

The subject of this story is now 15… .perhaps I should tell him of it soon but it happened.. he said this when he was about 5…

My wife gave his mum some little floral scented sachets…. You know the nasty things… They smell of Roses, Lavender, Thyme, etc…
Well as they lived near a housing estate with streets named after Lavender, thyme, etc this little boy picked them up one by one and said this is like the street(rue) Lavender, and this one is the street Thyme and as he got to the last one he said this must smell like… and just gave the name of his street.

They live (then and now) on “Chemin de Poussy”

And yes you pronounce Poussy pretty much like you think.
My wife, our friend and myself just spit laughing.

Pete Zicato 09-21-2011 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 756060)
I gave the mm a raspberry on her back last night and she said "Cut it out." So I then gave one of her cuddlies a raspberry and she said "Stop it. You're evil, he doesn't like that either, nor her." Pointing to another cuddly.

This a four year old. Nor her?

I'm guessing that you read to the mm on a regular basis. If so, good for you.

Most of language acquisition happens between the threes - from three years old to third grade. A lot of research is showing that reading and writing isn't really taught. It's absorbed between the threes.


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