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The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

That being said,
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...ges/had_it.jpg

The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.

MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;)

Second.

There is wrong, and then there is wonderful.

If you deep fry them, the hair comes right off.

A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.

It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.

One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.

WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

No, he's :crazy:

:::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound:::

Depends on how you look at it.

He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though.

Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.

Umm, Butcher?

Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!


Special sauce indeed !!!!

Barber?

Shawnee's got it.

I also know that for a long while he was the shoeshine man at City Hall. He shined Frank Rizzo's shoes every day.

Wow, and I bet most barbers still shaved with that machete looking thing in those days. Scary! :eek:

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that's one big mola

or soon-to-be-stinking ocean sunfish

I had no idea what it was. That's one weird looking fish.

Monterey Bay Aquarium FTW.

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A blowtoad?

Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ]

Is that the cover from the new printing of "MAUS"?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...60907_1926.jpg

From here:
http://www.photoastronomique.net/pho...om=060907_1926

:haha:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/51...e046e535_b.jpg

(It's a closeup of velcro)

I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs.

But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob. :eek:

Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p

"..but HE'S bona fide....."
from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.

stunning

Not sure if it is the right thread for this coffee art.
 

ooh, the last couple pages were very interesting guys!


http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt...espresso1c.jpg
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt.../espresso-art/

Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.

http://www.neosurrealismart.com/3d-a...ExpansionB.jpg

:rolleyes:

The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on.

I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this.

http://www.chezwang.com/photos/IMG_2826.jpg

I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。".

Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out "

LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says:

Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out

New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it!

can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?

When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".

How's this:
Drink alcohol tonight when I go out
with that is same in the case of a top
because a/the woman [woman [a/the female]]
of the female cow of the female of
a/the woman [a/the female]
is at the center of my wife



:D

awesome work Shawnee. I should read that at a poetry open mic.

♣

Well, what woman hasn't kissed a man she knew was lion. :D

aww, huggy kissy...


makes my submission seem so cold and um fruity.
http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/img068.jpg
Fruit Carving
http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/page004.html

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0701080000.jpg

This model of Saint Paul's Cathedral has working lights and bells.

And it's made out of fruitcake.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010432,00.html

Out of and by, it would seem...

This is what happens when you try to repress sexual urges for friends. They have to come out someway...

May I be your friend?

What are you...a fruitcake? :p

Here's one for ya Bruce :D since we are in a crappy mood!

did you ever wounder what happend to Afred E newman ( Mad Mag )
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/3...14205026_o.gif

He actually gets dumber looking.

At least he had his teeth fixed.