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The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
That being said, http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...ges/had_it.jpg |
The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.
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MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;) |
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A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.
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It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.
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One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.
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WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?
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No, he's :crazy: :::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound::: |
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He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though. Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him? Go ahead. Guess. |
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Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!
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Barber?
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Shawnee's got it.
I also know that for a long while he was the shoeshine man at City Hall. He shined Frank Rizzo's shoes every day. |
Wow, and I bet most barbers still shaved with that machete looking thing in those days. Scary! :eek:
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Monterey Bay Aquarium FTW.
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A blowtoad?
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Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ] |
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Is that the cover from the new printing of "MAUS"?
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I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs.
But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob. :eek: |
Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p
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"..but HE'S bona fide....."
from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou. |
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Not sure if it is the right thread for this coffee art.
ooh, the last couple pages were very interesting guys!
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt...espresso1c.jpg http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt.../espresso-art/ |
Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.
http://www.neosurrealismart.com/3d-a...ExpansionB.jpg |
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The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on.
I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this. http://www.chezwang.com/photos/IMG_2826.jpg |
I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。".
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Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out "
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LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says:
Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it! |
can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?
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When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".
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awesome work Shawnee. I should read that at a poetry open mic.
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aww, huggy kissy...
makes my submission seem so cold and um fruity. http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/img068.jpg Fruit Carving http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/page004.html |
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This model of Saint Paul's Cathedral has working lights and bells. And it's made out of fruitcake. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010432,00.html |
Out of and by, it would seem...
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This is what happens when you try to repress sexual urges for friends. They have to come out someway...
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May I be your friend?
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What are you...a fruitcake? :p
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Here's one for ya Bruce :D since we are in a crappy mood!
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did you ever wounder what happend to Afred E newman ( Mad Mag )
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He actually gets dumber looking.
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At least he had his teeth fixed.
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