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footfootfoot 12-20-2006 02:34 PM

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John 12-20-2006 06:32 PM

The site really is http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/

That being said,
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overl...ges/had_it.jpg

Elspode 12-20-2006 10:25 PM

The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.

zippyt 12-20-2006 10:43 PM

MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;)

rkzenrage 12-21-2006 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
The sharp-eyed amongst you will note the bottle of Resolve sitting on the counter, in the background. Methinks this form of punishment for piddling is a bit harsh.

Second.

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot
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There is wrong, and then there is wonderful.

wolf 12-21-2006 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
MMMM Braised Puppy !!!!
But you need to clean it first !!!!! ;)

If you deep fry them, the hair comes right off.

Griff 12-21-2006 06:31 AM

A hide like that though, you could make a nice cap.

BigV 12-21-2006 10:19 AM

It has long been my misfortune not to have a pot to piss in. Now that I know where it is, I no longer want it.

wolf 12-21-2006 11:14 AM

One of my lunatics, if he finds he needs to take a piss in the kitchen, and knows he can't make it to the bathroom, will use his spaghetti pot.

LabRat 12-21-2006 11:55 AM

WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

Shawnee123 12-21-2006 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat
WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?


No, he's :crazy:

:::wishes for cuckoo clock smilie with sound:::

wolf 12-21-2006 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LabRat
WTF is wrong with the sink? What is he, an animal?

Depends on how you look at it.

He did cut his mother's throat once. Didn't kill her, though.

Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.

glatt 12-21-2006 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
Back in those days (early 1960s), when you went to the state hospital, they taught you a trade. So of course, what, in it's infinite wisdom did the state decide was a good trade for him?

Go ahead. Guess.

Umm, Butcher?

zippyt 12-21-2006 04:16 PM

Oh don't say they tought him to cook !!!!


Special sauce indeed !!!!

Shawnee123 12-21-2006 04:20 PM

Barber?

wolf 12-21-2006 06:05 PM

Shawnee's got it.

I also know that for a long while he was the shoeshine man at City Hall. He shined Frank Rizzo's shoes every day.

Shawnee123 12-22-2006 07:33 AM

Wow, and I bet most barbers still shaved with that machete looking thing in those days. Scary! :eek:

glatt 12-22-2006 12:34 PM

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barefoot serpent 12-22-2006 01:11 PM

that's one big mola

or soon-to-be-stinking ocean sunfish

glatt 12-22-2006 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by barefoot serpent
that's one big mola

or soon-to-be-stinking ocean sunfish

I had no idea what it was. That's one weird looking fish.

Ibby 12-22-2006 01:54 PM

Monterey Bay Aquarium FTW.

LabRat 12-22-2006 02:30 PM

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John 12-23-2006 09:26 AM

http://themot.org/gallery/d/61946-1/MadPuffer.jpg

Shawnee123 12-23-2006 12:48 PM

A blowtoad?

zippyt 12-24-2006 01:51 PM

Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ]

John 12-26-2006 08:52 AM

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...32_cropped.jpg

Crimson Ghost 12-27-2006 07:36 AM

Is that the cover from the new printing of "MAUS"?

John 12-30-2006 12:50 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...60907_1926.jpg

From here:
http://www.photoastronomique.net/pho...om=060907_1926

limey 12-31-2006 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
Mad looking little bugger !!!
[Tweety Bird ]"I'll Huff and and I'll Puff and I'll blow Bubbles at ya !!!!" [/Tweety Bird ]

:haha:

John 01-02-2007 01:42 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/51...e046e535_b.jpg

(It's a closeup of velcro)

xoxoxoBruce 01-03-2007 03:25 PM

I've seen a lot of nativity scenes in my travels. Some are just a suggestion of the theme, like a minimalist sketch. Some are lavish with live animals and/or actors. Some are rather crude, as if it were a kindergarten project. One thing they have in common is angels, usually looking more like cherubs.

But this is the first nativity scene angel, I've seen, that looks like a serial killer, stalker, poser or gay bob. :eek:

orthodoc 01-03-2007 03:36 PM

Eek! A tarted-up mannequin? Definitely a poser. :p

capnhowdy 01-03-2007 06:20 PM

"..but HE'S bona fide....."
from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou.

superbaton 01-03-2007 06:59 PM

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stunning

Flint 01-04-2007 01:33 PM

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skysidhe 01-04-2007 08:37 PM

Not sure if it is the right thread for this coffee art.
 
ooh, the last couple pages were very interesting guys!


http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt...espresso1c.jpg
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelt.../espresso-art/

skysidhe 01-04-2007 08:39 PM

Ok I can do better than the lamo- expresso art thing.

http://www.neosurrealismart.com/3d-a...ExpansionB.jpg

superbaton 01-04-2007 09:48 PM

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breakingnews 01-05-2007 02:16 AM

The trains in Tokyo have TVs on them, and occasionally there is a "Learn English in 60 seconds" program that comes on.

I was like, "oh, that's nice, let's see what kind of garbage English they're teaching the Japanese." But I wasn't prepared for this.

http://www.chezwang.com/photos/IMG_2826.jpg

Sheldonrs 01-05-2007 09:17 AM

I guess Japanese must be a pretty easy language to write. When I typed "My wife will have a cow if I go out drinking tonight." into Babelfish and freetranslation.com, they both converted it to "私の妻に牛があり私が出かければ今夜飲む。".

Sundae 01-05-2007 09:32 AM

Ah but it translates back as "There be a cow in my wife and drink tonight if I go out "

Shawnee123 01-05-2007 10:06 AM

LOL...then when you convert that back to Japanese then back to English again it says:

Thereupon, the female cow is in my wife and also drinks tonight if I go out

New user title? Had to cut the end off, but I like it!

footfootfoot 01-05-2007 10:54 AM

can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?

Sheldonrs 01-05-2007 11:29 AM

When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".

Shawnee123 01-05-2007 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 304474)
can you guys keep it going back and forth until it resembles a dadaist poem?

How's this:
Drink alcohol tonight when I go out
with that is same in the case of a top
because a/the woman [woman [a/the female]]
of the female cow of the female of
a/the woman [a/the female]
is at the center of my wife



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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 304494)
When you translate it backwards it reads "Paul is dead".

:D

footfootfoot 01-05-2007 01:01 PM

awesome work Shawnee. I should read that at a poetry open mic.

superbaton 01-05-2007 07:30 PM

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Bullitt 01-08-2007 04:37 PM

http://pics.livejournal.com/drugoi/pic/0057k2c6.jpg

Sheldonrs 01-08-2007 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 305451)

Well, what woman hasn't kissed a man she knew was lion. :D

skysidhe 01-11-2007 07:33 AM

aww, huggy kissy...


makes my submission seem so cold and um fruity.
http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/img068.jpg
Fruit Carving
http://takashi64.hp.infoseek.co.jp/page004.html

John 01-11-2007 01:22 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0701080000.jpg

This model of Saint Paul's Cathedral has working lights and bells.

And it's made out of fruitcake.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007010432,00.html

footfootfoot 01-11-2007 02:40 PM

Out of and by, it would seem...

LabRat 01-11-2007 03:08 PM

This is what happens when you try to repress sexual urges for friends. They have to come out someway...

footfootfoot 01-11-2007 05:04 PM

May I be your friend?

xoxoxoBruce 01-11-2007 08:13 PM

What are you...a fruitcake? :p

RellikLaerec 01-12-2007 10:11 PM

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Here's one for ya Bruce :D since we are in a crappy mood!

Flint 01-13-2007 12:39 PM

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zippyt 01-14-2007 06:10 PM

did you ever wounder what happend to Afred E newman ( Mad Mag )
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/3...14205026_o.gif

Flint 01-14-2007 07:22 PM

He actually gets dumber looking.

yesman065 01-14-2007 10:47 PM

At least he had his teeth fixed.


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