*Chuckles* bet that's what all the teenage boys want for their birthday.

Sexual sin? This is what I dispise about organized western religion and atonement theology, fear and guilt :worried:

"only you should break open this seal". Nice way of saying, "pop my cherry".

Bruce is a genius! This ring might even help the young boy to get laid!

Does the envelope come with extra glue strips?

OMG - they learn to forge their parents' signatures for school report slips and absence notes, then use that skill to forge witness signatures on a stockpile of Purity Cards.

Wicked, wicked boys.

Wolf - the signet ring is a traditional type with a raised design. The pack includes sealing wax with which the envelope is sealed. Doesn't stop you backdating one I suppose, but you won't be able to reseal it easily.

Actually, wax seals are a lot easier to pry off and re-seal. Nice they made it easier for me.

Anybody else amused by the "Girl's Budded Cross" design?

The Boys "Crown of Thorns" might also have other implications.

I'm not about to put my Lance of Longinus in a Crown of Thorns! That would hurt!

Hurt so good!

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In India, there is no OSHA.

I was out a plant doing some photography and I noticed that the fork lifts had loud buzzers that went off every time the backed up. The guy from the plant that I was working for said that OSHA made them install them but then said they were too loud so now the operators had to wear earplugs! :rolleyes:

POLICE ALERT

Police are urging visitors to the city centre to be especially vigilant for a new gang operating a slick routine that is aimed at stealing from unwary persons.
They say that the gang usually comprises four members. While the three younger ones, all appearing to be cute and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness and fun, the fourth - the eldest of this gang of criminals - sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle undetected through their pockets and bags for any valuables being carried.
The attached picture taken from CCTV operating in the inner city shows the gang in operation.

Get that duck to steal a phone # is more like it.

Roast duck?

I don't know...she kinda looks like Crying Game material to me. ;)

aaflac!:p

Crap, that's what I get for hotlinking and not double-checking.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...f9ac6ee55c.jpg

MMMMMM Snuggley Juggley !!!!

Aww. I hope he doesn't get surprised...it'll spring a leak!

But... where's Red Dwarf?!

no firefly class either...

http://cellar.org/2006/jumpingnj8.jpg

Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Hey Billitt, what's the WTF? I'm not a sci-fi buff, but that was kinda cool. Made me miss "V". I liked that show.

Re: United States Postal Service/ Shoes
 

That made me laugh yesterday
I checked it today and it made me laugh even more
I'm going to have to print it out and see if I can lessen it's impact
Either that or laugh more every day until I rupture something

@SC:
 

The dog/shoes has the same effect on me. I tried to explain it to my wife, without being at the PC where I could show her. It's less funny out loud.

Dorkzilla.

Quick, somebody photoshop in a picture of the world's tallest man's cock, as a comparison.

I'm in ur spinuch...


givin u E coli.

Shouldn't that be a chihuaua in those greens?

I reckon this is a what the fuck. It is for me, anyway.

IMPORTANT, Personal Information for Sale

Beginning in July 2006 a new database will be available to the general public free of charge that displays your personal information (names, addresses, phone number, birth dates). Social Security is available for a price. The database is found at http://www.zabasearch.com. Type in your name and check. You will be SHOCKED as I was. I urge you to forward this email to family and friends. Check to see if your name and information is in their database. If so and you want it removed, send them an e-mail at info@zabasearch.com to request it to be removed. After opting out by email, check back after a few days to make certain your information has been removed. If it has not been removed then file a complaint with your Attorney General.

Eh. :::shrugs shoulders:::

My current name didn't even have my current town I live in listed. Plus, It had me down at an address I never lived at. My maiden name was more correct. $49.95 for a background check? Puh'lease.

RE: zabasearch

Yeah, I'm not impressed. My current name brought up nothing related to me. My maiden name (including middle name!) brought up too many results unless I added the city AND the year I was born. This brought up 15 "different person" entries at addresses I have lived at, duplicating addresses, mixed in with another 50 or so different people. Except one of the ones that was "me" claimed I was born in 1946. It's nothing more than an out-of-date credit check.

I'm in ur boobz!

:lol2:

The wtf with mine is that someone actually had the time and interest to friggin find the ship lengths and make that.

Here's the truck that fucked up ZippyT's scale being escorted away for a time out...

Who says puppies and kittens can't get along?

My address is out of date.

re Zabasearch:

Current name...way old address.

MAiden name: I guess I never existed.

Octopus trying to get in the ass shot action....

oh stop it, you

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...obbyChiu30.jpg

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net...ures/lfgod.jpg

LOL: the label says "Jesus Christ Superstore."

He looks like a Jedi.

comics.:eek:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ryingrobin.jpg

Ahem
I said, I said, Jesus Christ Superstore

Jesus Christ, Superstore!
Shop here for Icons, We'll save you more!

Jesus Christ Superstore - Your One Stop Graven Image Source!

Jesus Saves...and so can you, at Jesus Christ Superstore!

I wanna' shop the bakery.

Jesus Christ Superstore
We should be crucified for prices this low!

Jesus Christ Superstore
Where the savings don't stop 'til the last heathen drops!

Jesus Christ Superstore:
Who in the world do we think we are...for having PRICES THIS LOW!

Bleck. All that unleavened crap? Might as well just eat flour.

Good way to keep your beer cold...