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SteveDallas 11-25-2008 04:05 PM

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20462/

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20453/

footfootfoot 11-25-2008 07:27 PM

3 meters is pretty much ten feet in my book. (That's me, my brother and sister and our second cousin once removed) so it seems like blue dude was in the wrong place at the wrong time. white dude didn't seem to look twice; he must have already seen it in his mind's eye.

impress 11-25-2008 08:29 PM

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Sundae 11-25-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 508181)
at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

Thank you, I stand corrected.

limey 11-26-2008 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 508304)
Thank you, I stand corrected.

Is thaqt after the backflip?

TheMercenary 11-26-2008 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 508181)
For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.

Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.

Red card trumps the yellow.

Shawnee123 11-26-2008 08:38 AM

It's like the board game "Sorry."

classicman 11-26-2008 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 508389)
Red card trumps the yellow.

What red card? For hitting the illegally positioned player? Should never have gotten to that - The ref should have already made the call - not that they EVER call that.

Aliantha 11-26-2008 01:46 PM

Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. :)

Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!

glatt 11-26-2008 01:50 PM

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Aliantha 11-26-2008 01:52 PM

Thanks glatt...now where in the world is that?

glatt 11-26-2008 01:59 PM

Well as it turns out, Hot Pastrami, a formerly active Dwellar, wrote all about this place in his Damn Interesting site.

It's a former blimp hangar that has been converted into a toasty tropical get-away for East Europeans.

lookout123 11-26-2008 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 507490)


That is a legal throwin as both feet and both hands are on the ball at release after passing straight over the top of the head. No card should be issued. Of course he should be kicked in the cunt for using a women's throw in... but that is a different issue.

I've seen teenage girls use that throw in during competition. While they do get good distance i hate the technique (when executed properly which this isn't) - it is just one more thing for americans too laugh at while dismissing soccer as a sport.

lookout123 11-26-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 508527)
Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. :)

Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!

There is no boring soccer, only boring people incapable of understanding soccer.;)


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