How 'bout a split-headed kitty...

The first mouth says to the second mouth, "move over, it's my turn to eat!", and then the second mouth say, "you know you can't eat. I'm the one connected to the throat!"

a siamese kitten?

I hear that in such an Aussie accent!
Where joke has at least three syllables, and maaaaaaaja lasts for at least three seconds.
39 flavours of grim and then grim syrup and grim sprinkles. IMHO.

Fixed it for you.

Nah, the guy in blue is standing too close to the throw-in, isn't he?

(Seriously, I'm pretty sure there would be a rule against vindictive play. Still, the execution was so brilliant I'd let him off.)

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...ostmanhood.jpg

I call this one...Lost Manhood.

This is hilarious. Man, I am such a geek.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...featureiu1.jpg

As in Creature Feature? lol

No, it's a software thing: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Ahhhhhhhh.....you can tell Im no techie.

Great frigging play. Could be called for unsportsman like conduct. Not to mention breaking the guys neck. Red Card. :redcard:

I seem to remember there being a rule about feet leaving the ground during a throw in, so I doubt it's a valid play anyway.

For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.

Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.