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The Cellar: Which art on the interwebz, Registered be our usernames; Thy forums many, Thy bandwidth plenty, For opening posts as it is for replies; Give us this day our subscribed threads, And forgive us our thread drifts as we forgive those who drift threads against us; And lead us not into moderation, But deliver us from spammers; Ramen.
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The Cellar: We hold these truths to be self evident, that all dwellars are created equal, that they are endowed by their Administrator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Sockpuppets, Clone Threads and the pursuit of Memes
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Outfuckingstanding
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The Cellar: where natural causes go to die
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The Cellar: That cloud hanging over you ... we're in it!
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and we have to pee. :o
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like a racist
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The Cellar: User's Guide To Cherry-picking included
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Raise your right hand ... and stop scratching your ass with the other.
Do you swear to stand by that quote, that despicably manipulated quote, that cherry-pickin' quote, so help you FSM? |
The Cellar: Marshmallows with everything
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The Cellar: the internet version of that song stuck in your head
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The Cellar: Where whiners come to mine bitchcoins
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The Cellar: Danger! Damage Detection Device Damaged!
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The Cellar: Every time we douse a flame, a lurker gets their username
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Oh that's really rather good.
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I Like It.
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The Cellar: Every time a bell rings, a newb gets crucified.
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Careful - in the current climate we could end up on a list.
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Crucified is cool, it's beheaded that's a problem for the NSA. ;)
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No they do crucifixion as well over in trrrrrrrst land.
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They do burning too, but the NSA discards that as barbeque chatter, they have a hard enough time separating taking heads and giving/getting head. :p:
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The NSA should download trrrrrrrstprisoners.exe ...
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The Cellar: It's beginning to look a like dogmas, everywhere we go...
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Cyll'r: vowels are so 2015
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The Cellar: Providing so much transparency that we're NSFW
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The Cellar: Cheesy
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The Cellar: Where 2016 is the year of the typewriter
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The Cellar: We're not Doctors but we play them on The Internet
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The Cellar: we shant apologize.
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does apologize mind? Is it a surprise or consensual shanting? :eek:
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The Cellar: We love our Visitors! Free abuse today for anyone named... RANDY ...
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The Cellar: A place to age and develop complexity
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The Cellar: A place to age and complicate development
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The Cellar: NOT just another pretty IOTD
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The Cellar: We'd like to build the lurkers a forum
................And furnish it with threads ................Create opening posts and witty clones ................And amusing sockpuppets ................We'd like to teach the lurkers to post ................In newbie dichotomy ................We'd like to spin them in our yarns ................And be their grammar Nazis ................We'd like to see the lurkers for once ................All posting helter-skelter ................And watch them drifting in the threads ................As users in the Cellar ................This is the tune we play ................When we want to say ................Come register today ................We're the real deal, The Cellar! |
The Cellar: Possibly A Circus, Not Your Monkey.
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The Cellar: OK...Which One of You Broke the Spacetime Continuum This Time?
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The Cellar: I *told* you to change into fresh undies before we left the house.
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The Cellar: Don't You Wish Your Breath Was This Minty Fresh Despite the Amount of Poo You Have to Eat Everyday?
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The Cellar: Stop It. Stop Trying to be Clever. Stop It Immediately.
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The Cellar: Feel the Bern...No, Really...Just Crotch Grab Him.
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The Cellar: I Have Become Comfortably Numb...And Surprisingly Erect.
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not a tagline, just happy to see you again, Elspode!
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How about ...
The Cellar: Is that a gun in your pocket; or, are you just happy to see Elspode |
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The Cellar: All for one, and one for the road
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The Cellar: We'll be happy to question any answers you may have
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The cellar: our circus, our monkeys ...but whose typewriter is this?
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The Cellar: We're sorry, all our tag lines are busy right now, please try again later
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The Cellar: You don't need a supreme court when you have us
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Posted like a true Dwellar-American. :cool:
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The Cellar: There's something in the water
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Jeez...a guy goes away, comes back, goes away some more, ad infinitum, and almost gets ensconced as a tagline. Weird.
The Cellar: Don't go away and come back...you'll end up as a tagline. |
The Cellar: considerably crazier than you
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The Cellar: Our tag lines are preciously illogical
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Yeah that made me smile.
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