(HINT) Yep, about 70 more years according to the current actuarial tables for Seattle.....

That's it. The joke is that even at the age of six a native to the PNW might never have seen a day where it wasn't raining.

I thought this was just a throwaway line. I guess I was wrong. :lol:

oh...ok

what the hell is PNW? im not american

Pacific NorthWest - Washington, Oregon, sometimes includes Idaho, Northern California if the Oregonians aren't being too xenophobic. :lol:

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly fell into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

SCF, buster, come on, please? :lol2:

SHIT! i forgot about SCF! if i was drinking something i def. would've spewed after i clicked on the link! :lol2:

Sorry, I misled you - it's an old joke and the GWB scenario has been substituted for the original which pre-dates digital cameras. Nice try though!

Sorry about that, but do you really think I've read 41 pages of this BS to be sure not a rerun?
:wstupid: SCF right

Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two went to dinner and had a serious talk about the relationship. Ed told his new lover that she meant so much to him. Then he said, "It's only fair to warn you that I'm a complete and utter golf nut. I eat, sleep and breath golf. If that's a problem, you'd better say so right now."

"Well, since we're being honest with each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker."

"I see," replied Ed. He was quiet for a moment and then said, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.

Why not, I did :D. If you set your number of comments per page up it's less pages.

Ed and his lady love decide to get married after all. In an effort to please her new husband, she decides to learn to play golf. After taking two or three golf lessons, the young woman decides to go out one day and play her first round. She tees off on the first hole, hitting the ball about forty feet. She walks up to it, chooses a club, and hits it again. This time it goes about 50 feet, but out of bounds. She walks up to the ball anyway, chooses a club, and as she addresses the ball, she gets stung by a bee. She walks back to the clubhouse and tells the pro, who knew her when she was single, "I was doing pretty good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole."

The pro considered this for awhile and then replied, "Well, your problem is, your stance is too wide."

good one BigV.

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