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How do you know this isn't happening all the time?
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If it wasn't happening we'd see live coverage of the roving camera guys taking a leak.
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Karen wants an apple...
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Seen on the reader board outside a supermarket :
Lettuce Meat Olive Your Egg-spectations! I LOLed |
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