Might have been a Czech.

A Czech that didn't bounce. ;)

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Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at poetry, but I’ve made a teapot, several bowls and a vase that I’m quite proud of.


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Ha!

Have you met the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

... you guys are on a roll...

At 7:45 am today at a grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him, then knocked him to the ground and thrashed him with his walker.

But then the guy came back again and approached the line a third time! This time the guy says, "Look, if you damned old codgers don't let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in there!"

Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.

I'm kinda glad I'm too tired to replace Jesus' crown of thorns with a corona on this not-so-fucking-good-friday. But the day is young.....

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I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.
I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.
Everything was going fine until we went back to my place.
I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic!
How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"
"Gee" I said "I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".

Resurrecting an old friend for this apropos image.

Good morning Squirrel, how you doing?