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zippyt 11-12-2006 09:33 PM

Then grab a clean towel to clean up the spatter and fold it neatly before you put it back in the linen closet.

That is what those pretty "Guest " towles are for !!!! ;)

DucksNuts 11-13-2006 02:58 AM

[makes mental note to take own towels to zippy's and bruce's houses!!]

DucksNuts 11-13-2006 04:15 AM

[makes mental note to take all the towels out of the linen closet before hosting the cellar GTG]

breakingnews 11-13-2006 07:20 AM

I saw this for the first time in Taipei's Shihlin night market ... apparently they put a candle in your ear, and it's supposed to clean the fucker out. It sounds kinda ... soothing, actually, like jamming a pencil eraser up in there and scooping out a whole buncha ear crud. Google it if you want.

http://www.chezwang.com/photos/IMG_0847.jpg

bbro 11-13-2006 07:45 AM

where I grew up, there was a local pharmacy that used to advertise that. They called it ear candling. I always thought it was kind of weird, but what do I know?

Undertoad 11-13-2006 07:56 AM

covered on IotD

It's not only ineffective, but occasionally harmful.

Ibby 11-13-2006 08:19 AM

Now, I've seen back, arm, leg, and just about everywhere-else cupping, but never ear cupping before...

Flint 11-13-2006 08:26 AM

It's ear-candling. It's a funnel-shaped candle being burned while the end of it is in the ear.

LabRat 11-13-2006 09:39 AM

I wanna know why the tatoo'd 'skinhead' has hair?!

SeleneRati 11-13-2006 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breakingnews
I saw this for the first time in Taipei's Shihlin night market ... apparently they put a candle in your ear, and it's supposed to clean the fucker out. It sounds kinda ... soothing, actually, like jamming a pencil eraser up in there and scooping out a whole buncha ear crud. Google it if you want.

Actually, I've performed ear candling on several people, including my children. It is perfectly safe if you use the RIGHT type of candle. Where most people get into trouble is trying to use inferior materials, and the wax drips down into their ears. It is something that you should have some training to do (I have) and using quality materials is important. I've had it really clear up problems for people, and it does get out excess ear wax.

Bullitt 11-13-2006 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LabRat
I wanna know why the tatoo'd 'skinhead' has hair?!

Remember you're talking about a complete moron here

John 11-13-2006 12:31 PM

He's got hair because hair grows back pretty fast when you're not shaving daily, and you don't get a chance to shave your head daily in prison.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a3.../pandabird.jpg

And now, for something completely different.

lookout123 11-13-2006 09:09 PM

not all skinheads shave their heads. it is an affiliation, not an affliction. not all christians wear crosses, etc.

and this sick twisted fuck is an abomination and source of rage to "real" skinheads. skinheads were and generally still are lower end, blue collar kids, that were involved in a certain music scene, and to a degree common political ideology which had absolutely NOTHING to do with racial prejudice. in fact, many of the first generation of skins were black.

*yes i have a shaved head. i am not now, nor have i ever been a skinhead. it has never been my style to belong to anything. i know quite a few from my years in the music scene though.

*the racist piles of shit tend to wear red laces and straps to self-identify. as if their 2 1/2 nearly dead brain cells and little bitty peni don't make them stand out enough.

breakingnews 11-13-2006 11:38 PM

Umm ... what is that animal?

ashke 11-14-2006 12:48 AM

A bird-panda photoshop...

breakingnews 11-14-2006 01:27 AM

yeah, but why? it's creepy.

ashke 11-14-2006 01:33 AM

I'm with you on the creepy part. But I guess they did it because... they can. Heheh...

DucksNuts 11-14-2006 03:13 AM

creepy - but it works, in a creepy kinda way

barefoot serpent 11-14-2006 09:20 AM

Polly want some bamboo?

Spexxvet 11-14-2006 09:33 AM

LOL :D

Elspode 11-14-2006 10:09 AM

There are scads of this sort of thing online. I even saw a line of school folders that had these pics on them.

John 11-14-2006 12:16 PM

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...centDixon1.jpg

barefoot serpent 11-14-2006 12:53 PM

Gallagher preps for his new act.

John 11-16-2006 05:15 PM

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g9...ls/kisa_01.jpg

Clearly labelled, it is - "Kat"

capnhowdy 11-16-2006 05:53 PM

Gene Simmons reincarnated.

Ibby 11-16-2006 07:11 PM

Bu' 'es not dead yet...

Elspode 11-17-2006 09:22 AM

That tiger is laying on a board, whacked out on tiger drugs, being prepared to get hauled somewhere and have a procedure, I'm guessing.

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 09:25 AM

Hmmm, I just thought it was a normal feline, lolling in the sun and yawning. He just happens to have a bigger tongue than housecats.

Whoever coined the phrase "dog's life"? Looks like cats have all the ideas on how to enjoy life! ;)

skysidhe 11-17-2006 10:20 AM

Dust In The Wind
 
I don't think I can compete with the leggless guy and the tiger but I did say wtf when I saw these drawings...


Guess what the medium is??????

guess, guess, guess! :)


oh and please check out the link. The last photo on the page. Dosn't that guy look like undertoad? I thought so. Kinda cute in a undertoaded kinda way.


http://www.dailybuzzer.com/i/dust-art4.jpg
http://www.dailybuzzer.com/dust-art

Undertoad 11-17-2006 10:29 AM

I'm a cross between that guy

http://cellar.org/2006/dust-art10.jpg

and this guy

http://cellar.org/2006/artielange.jpg

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe

Dosn't that guy look like undertoad?

I thought it was Spielberg

skysidhe 11-17-2006 10:36 AM

Who's that other guy UT?
If It's all the same. I don't think so.



@Shawnee. If it's all the same. I don't think so to that one either. :p

Undertoad 11-17-2006 10:40 AM

Artie Lange.

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
Who's that other guy UT?
If It's all the same. I don't think so.



@Shawnee. If it's all the same. I don't think so to that one either. :p

:) Resemblance is in the eye of the beholder.

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 01:29 PM

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Must have been something in the water...

Shawnee123 11-17-2006 01:35 PM

:yelsick: F*CK.

Thanks a hell of a lot.

sproglet 11-17-2006 01:44 PM

Why the long face?

He looks a little down in the mouth.


Is he saying the kid 'Hey, less of your lip'


He's all mouth and trousers.

I could go on...


Is he eating a live octopus?

footfootfoot 11-17-2006 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
That tiger is laying on a board, whacked out on tiger drugs, being prepared to get hauled somewhere and have a procedure, I'm guessing.

damn. tigers get the best drugs...

footfootfoot 11-17-2006 02:47 PM

9th might be right about his assesmnet of acupuncture, it doesn't seem to have worked for that guy

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 06:20 PM

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I want to see Cotton Watts, "America's #1 minstral man"!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 06:21 PM

wow!!!!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 06:23 PM

Wow again!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 06:24 PM

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Damn jpeg is too big, I'll get it right!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 06:25 PM

Interesting that both Ms Utah and Ms Ohio are red states...

footfootfoot 11-17-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Peachtree has complete dinners from $2..... that I'd like to see. :rolleyes:

fire up your time machine dude and swing by and pick me up on your way over. I was born in Atlanta.

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 09:00 PM

Hold back now, here's more!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 09:01 PM

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Don't drink wine while uploading!!!

chrisinhouston 11-17-2006 09:03 PM

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One more and I'm crashing!

kelliekd 11-18-2006 02:59 PM

I especially love the fact that those were archived at GSU, I went to college there, ljust eft recently in May. Never found that section of the library!!

Torrere 11-18-2006 07:16 PM

They just don't do hair like that anymore.

Girl #2 looks like she's wearing a football helmet.

Ibby 11-18-2006 08:21 PM

Rock Loo-OOOOOOO-ooobster...

Nothing But Net 11-19-2006 05:06 AM

So your daughter wants a 'little' tattoo...
 
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WTF?

Ibby 11-19-2006 08:34 AM

Already seen it here.

skysidhe 11-20-2006 09:07 AM

Maybe this is humor..I dunno
 
http://la-li-lu-le-lo.net/pics/fishiesl1048751712.jpg

John 11-20-2006 02:32 PM

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...nielWelch2.jpg

Spexxvet 11-20-2006 03:10 PM

http://www.adult-baby-diaper.co.uk/DSC00026.JPG

Elspode 11-20-2006 10:30 PM

Man, I wish this had been in better focus, because it would *so* be hanging on my office wall tomorrow.

John 11-21-2006 09:33 AM

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...pics_41428.jpg

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i1...trinaHicks.jpg

http://keep4u.ru/imgs/b/061119/d99d7cbf2d539e78a6.jpg

chrisinhouston 11-21-2006 01:09 PM

Man, you said a mouth full! :bonk:

Shocker 11-22-2006 02:25 PM

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