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Flint 12-16-2010 07:10 PM

omg what?! lol

footfootfoot 12-16-2010 08:47 PM

My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..."

That should clarify it. NOT.

Undertoad 12-16-2010 09:14 PM

Vampires?

footfootfoot 12-17-2010 06:29 AM

No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser.

The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase.

Shawnee123 12-17-2010 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 698175)
Out of nowhere yesterday, Minifob informed me, "I'm drinking this water so that it will come out of my privates."

I agreed that was a good plan.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 700477)
"Vaginas are not actions. Vaginas are people. People who attack other people."

the mm, age three and a half.

:lol2:

Kids are so funny, especially smart kids!

footfootfoot 01-04-2011 08:04 AM

On why I should get out of bed this morning.
 
"Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices."

Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound.

footfootfoot 02-03-2011 09:13 AM

The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls:

"A poop head full of pees
a buttcrack full of butts
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas"

monster 02-03-2011 09:39 AM

mmmmmm.....

BigV 02-03-2011 06:16 PM

I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me.

adorable!

Aliantha 02-03-2011 06:39 PM

We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something.

Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage.

Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!"

BigV 02-04-2011 02:38 PM

hahahahahahah!

footfootfoot 02-26-2011 09:57 AM

Trope Spotting
 
The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?"

Clodfobble 02-26-2011 10:16 AM

"Mommy, what's wrong?"
"I'm just tired, sweetie."
"You are tired because you are too big."
"...Sure."
"I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me."

Clodfobble 03-03-2011 11:27 PM

Minifob's full of gems these days:

"You're folding that laundry like meat."
"How do you fold meat?"
"Just like that!"

Can't argue with his logic.

monster 03-06-2011 07:57 PM

"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator"

Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away.......


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