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omg what?! lol
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My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..."
That should clarify it. NOT. |
Vampires?
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No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser.
The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase. |
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Kids are so funny, especially smart kids! |
On why I should get out of bed this morning.
"Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices."
Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound. |
The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls:
"A poop head full of pees a buttcrack full of butts a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas" |
mmmmmm.....
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I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me.
adorable! |
We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something.
Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage. Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!" |
hahahahahahah!
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Trope Spotting
The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?"
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"Mommy, what's wrong?"
"I'm just tired, sweetie." "You are tired because you are too big." "...Sure." "I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me." |
Minifob's full of gems these days:
"You're folding that laundry like meat." "How do you fold meat?" "Just like that!" Can't argue with his logic. |
"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator"
Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away....... |
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