Ali...um, okay. Then I'm slandering the dead.

Undertakers have announced that now that Michael Jackson has died, they are gonna melt him down, recycle the plastic, and make toys so that the kids can play with him for a change.

Kind of ironic that the first time his kids appear in public WITHOUT those veils will be at his funeral.

Actually, this whole MJ the fiddler thing was all going through court when I first joined the cellar. I think that was where my trouble started here at the cellar, and in some cases, it has not improved.

I'm not mad at you, girl. I disagree with you. There's what you can get away with under the law, and there's what is. Michael bought his way out of a lot of potential lawsuits. That's why he's broke. If innocent, he should have gone to trial and been proclaimed innocent in every single case.

Yeah I know you're not upset with me. Some people were though. My whole thing was that if there were charges, and it went through the usual judicial chanels and for whatever reason was never convicted, that should be the end of it really, and that was my point back then too.

As far as now goes, I just think it'd be nice if people could lay off the whole thing for the sake of his kids, and also simply because he's gone now and if he was what some people believe, then they have nothing more to worry about now anyway. He's gone and it's a sad day for his family, and also the music industry.

The problem Els is that the truth and what can be proved are two extremely different things. For example - was/is OJ a murderer?

It's interesting what American culture seeps so far around the world.

Farrah was most famous for her poster.

http://cellar.org/2009/Farrah_Fawcett.jpg

The Dep't of Making Shit Up finds that 63% of American males age 38-50 have fapped to that image. Why: timing. It was approximately 1976, and America had not really discovered the female nipple. I know this seems far-fetched in our modern day and age, but it was a tremendous advance for its time. The poster was risque. Shortly after this, Jacqueline Bisset would do her white T-shirt move in "The Deep", and America would discover that the nipples were actually attached to larger areolas and breasts and things.

I'm sure the Aussies discovered the nipple in the late 50s, early sexual bloomers that they are.

We're big on nipples down under. :D

You have nipples "down under"? See a doctor, ya freak.

Now what did I say to you about being funny?!?

Umm... Let's make that 64%...

ahem... 65%.

THIS.

Now back to your regularyly scheduled fapping.

As are we up from under. :D