you don't use that as your title, and then withhold the answer

it's just not right...send it to me in a pm...i wont tell, promise

Promises, promises.....

Three guesses:

- Marlon Jackson (Mike's next-older brother)

- Local weathercaster (the 11pm guy - last thing you see in bed at night)

- That guy who went over Niagara Falls

i don't know why, but stuttering john and danny bonaduce came to my mind....

sept, you better talk or we'll assume the worst

Ummm....

I only said C list because you don't hear of D list of E list or S list.

Now I'm scared to tell.

are you inferring that the "fuckee" was WORSE than our guesses?!

oh, man....give it!!


if it's any consolation, i, for one, have never done anyone remotely resembling a celeb

Before or after the trip over? :3eye:

I got it
 

Juliana Hatfield

Mikey, the kid from the Life commercial (the grown-up version you perverts)

Juliana Hatfield is way too busy pining over Evan Dando.

Mikey died from eating pop rocks and soda together. Don't you pay attention to urban legends and hold them high on your truth meter.

I stood next to Juliana Hatfield in the main room of 1st Ave a few years back, both of us watching her opening act. I didn't talk to her, though, much less sleep with her. She had this black eyeliner, black hair goth look going.

I suppose the fact that she was standing there, and nobody bothered her, would attest to her level of fame. I was there because I had free tickets and I just wanted to hear "My Sister," anyway.

On topic (sort of): I had a sure shot at bagging Dick Van Patten's brother several years ago. I'm glad I didn't do it.

Hoo-hah!
 

Just for clarification September, does that mean you fuck C-list stars, or are you yourself a C-list fuck?

paul reubens?

Jimmy Kimmel?

C-list, hmmmm....
Tina Yothers?

Any cast member from MST3K, including the robots?

a fraggle?
Ron Jeremy?

C-list... C-list...

The drummer from the Cranberries

A Baldwin... sister

The Naked Cowboy

Nancy Kerrigan

Ben Curtis (Steven, the You're Getting a Dell dude)

Brian Unger

Kim Fields

Shawn Wayans

Buster Poindexter

I think Ron Jeremy is AT LEAST a B list celeb. Come on, people.

I'm coming forward. It was me.

Dave, sweetie, you promised not to tell.

Yeah, but the "punishment" of "I'll have to spank you" wasn't exactly deterring me.

Good issue. So, when would you like to collect?

How long does it take you to get to the Washington DC Metro area?

About 7 hours on a plane. Longer, though, what with the ticket buying and all that jazz.

AT THIS POINT, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK SEPTEMBER TO POST HER IMAGE TO THE IMAGE GALLERY

i know what dave looks like, and i'm trying to visualize someone spanking him,,,,,but......

yes, i stop to watch train wrecks

Someone is jealous.

(Where are you located, September?)

After all that Dave and I have been through these past few days, I think I deserve to see a picture of him.
It's like a need.

I'll post a picture if I can see one of dave. I like to know who I'm spanking, and I was pretty wasted the last time I slept with him.

Whuh-ev-ar. There are like... forty pictures of me floating around the Cellar. I will post a decent one if you post yours to the Members Image Gallery (or at least PM me URLs). Mwahaha.

Note To Sons Of Bitches: don't disclose my pictures yet, or we might not get pictures of these two. So KEEP YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLES SHUT!

Oh, like San Diego.

Dave, I'm sorry, but I really want to see a picture of her. September, here's a picture of Dave on my Dad's yacht during the summer of 2001, I think it was around June when I was home for the summer:

http://msdelta.net/~mwr4t/pics/gsg.gif


My Dad had outgrown his captain's uniform (his waistsize is like 95" now or something like that) so Dave said he'd be the honorary captain. I would have worn it, but I'm too short...:(

Sigh.

Well, September, it's your turn.

Hey, I was on that boat trip, too, remember? Which explains the fishy smell.

http://www.matagordabay.com/rolf/fis.../girl-boat.jpg

Based on the URL, I don't believe you. :)

damn, you beef, i was just looking thru gq.com for a "picture of dave"





wow sept, looks like you and dave are a perfect match...make sure i'm invited to the wedding

Should I really believe the captain picture? This is a classic Shelby-In-The-Trunk situation

I wish that wasn't me, but it is. He got me at a funny angle. I don't normally look like that.

hey, what's a "shelby-in the-trunk?" i have a reason for wanting to know

GQ...That would have been amusing :) This picture is probably as close to GQ as Dave ever got in public when money wasn't on the line (as far as I know).

Shelby-In-The-Trunk:

In college I was close friends with B and S. We were going to Friendlies for coffee and cigarettes. I go to the gas station to buy cigs before hand. I get back to the car and...no S. We go to Friendlies, B explaining 'he decided to walk over'. S arrives a few minutes later, sits down, and says 'I finally got out of the trunk.' He and B tell me that while I was buying cigarettes, they put S in the trunk, and he finally worked his way out. I didn't know what to believe. This has plauged me until tonight because:

(1)I believe them, and he was in the trunk -- no stress
(2)I believe them, and he wasn't in the trunk -- I'm a gullible fool
(3)I don't believe them, and Shelby wasn't in the trunk -- no stress
(4)I don't believe them, and he was in the trunk -- I'm a cynical bitch


So, dave, another picture and I may believe it.

http://msdelta.net/~dave/halloween-2001.jpg

This was my Halloween costume that same year - I dressed up as a cop. It's also before my hair got long.

(I know that you're suspicious partly because the pictures are in black and white. Matt was in photography at UVA and they develop all prints in black & white to keep costs down. So yeah.)

(I know I look old for a 22 year old. It was good makeup.)

if this doesn't work, I'll get another...http://photos.friendster.com/photos/...996511632l.jpg

This is still a classic Shelby-in-the-trunk situation, so September, you must post another picture of yourself.

Also, the martini glass was, in real life, much larger than it appears in the photo.

how's this?

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/...7785041930.jpg

Okay. Now, that isn't actually me. So is that actually you?

is your last name vedder?

http://members.fortunecity.com/tessag1/vedder5.jpg


do you know this guy?

Yeah. I got lazy. It's me.

Me, after I got my hair cut (about a year ago).

My hair before said haircut.

Wearing my new sunglasses.

Goddamn I have a freaking huge head.

I guess it fits my frame, but I can't wear any goddamn hats.

Anyway, it's never looked bigger than in that picture in the birthday thread.

So what you're saying is, you'd like a little head.

I hope you donated to Locks of Love

Well, I guess what I'm saying is, I don't mind having the big frame, 'cause I'll look like The Rock once I drop the padding... but it's kind of disappointing never being able to wear a hat.

So when I saw that picture, I was like "Jesus, my head is huge. I can't wear hats." It's disappointing.

(I did donate to Locks of Love.)

I only promised spankings, no head.

I had to delete my post here because September picked up the cue. Good work.

Awesome. I missed Tony's joke. 'Cause I'm a retard.

Those party photos remind me that I am way too fat.

You have to look at it in manageable terms. I have an approximate total of 60lbs that I don't need. So the goal, obviously, is to drop 30, and then drop 30 again. It makes it easier.

I would think your number one goal, however, would be plastic surgery, you ugly bag of slop.