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glatt 03-09-2012 09:18 AM

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Lamplighter 03-09-2012 09:55 AM

Neat pic... maybe inspiration for Busby Berkeley's Gold Diggers of 1933

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 11:42 AM

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I have a wall (though not a cool tall wall) that I want to do something like this to, only more stylish with like old barn wood or cedar or something, and maybe different colors on the background walls:

I need a carpenter. Jesus? Do you still do carpenting?

DanaC 03-12-2012 11:50 AM

My bro carpents (?:P)

The stuff he's built for us all. Amazig some of it. Amelia's woodland tree bed when she was a kid was brilliant. And he painted the whole room as a woodland scene complete with stars that glowed in the dark. The bed was a bunk bed. And underneath was her little desk and study area. Seat was a little tree stump. Step ladder up to the bed was like something out of The Faraway Tree, built from little logs.

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 12:07 PM

How wonderful. I see a lot of neat ideas on Lovely Listing (a cheezburger subsidiary) and I just dream and dream.

"My bro carpents" LOL

I love using messed up word forms. ;)

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 12:11 PM

I lived with a carpent-man for two years when I graduated college. He never made me a damn thing. :mad:

The musician never wrote me a song; the writer never wrote me a pome or prose; the forklift driver never moved my hobos around; the painter never painted me...

Meh, what's the point? I can do nothing for myself all by myself. ;)

jimhelm 03-12-2012 12:13 PM

you need to recruit Happy, Infinite..... monkeys...

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 12:15 PM

Happy Monkey? Does he carpent? :)

Spexxvet 03-12-2012 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801134)
I lived with a carpent-man for two years when I graduated college. He never made me a damn thing. :mad:

Looks like he made you mad.;)

jimhelm 03-12-2012 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801136)
Happy Monkey? Does he carpent? :)

AND HOW, SISTER.


weren't you here when he and his dad made that bedroom furniture? it was fannnnnntastic.


be back to edit in a link if i can finds it, my precious.

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 12:26 PM

OK Mr Spexx, would you, under those circumstances, make me a pair of glasses? Hmmmmmm? :3eye:

infinite monkey 03-12-2012 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm (Post 801142)
AND HOW, SISTER.


weren't you here when he and his dad made that bedroom furniture? it was fannnnnntastic.


be back to edit in a link if i can finds it, my precious.

Happy Monkey, not just for tape creations anymore.

Oh yeah, findy link. I would love to see that. Talented people, you all amaze me.

jimhelm 03-12-2012 12:30 PM

founds it. ^^

glatt 03-12-2012 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801134)
I lived with a carpent-man for two years when I graduated college. He never made me a damn thing. :mad:

The musician never wrote me a song; the writer never wrote me a pome or prose; the forklift driver never moved my hobos around; the painter never painted me...

And the cobbler's children had no shoes.

Undertoad 03-12-2012 12:35 PM

You know Eve was the first carpenter...







...she made Adam's Banana Stand.

BigV 03-12-2012 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801126)
I have a wall (though not a cool tall wall) that I want to do something like this to, only more stylish with like old barn wood or cedar or something, and maybe different colors on the background walls:

I need a carpenter. Jesus? Do you still do carpenting?

I carpent, but I don't travel.

You might enjoy some of the pr0n here.

Gravdigr 03-14-2012 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801134)
...the forklift driver never moved my hobos around;...

I hope ya at least got forked...:o

ZenGum 03-14-2012 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801136)
Happy Monkey? Does he carpent? :)

Suppose these two had kids ... infinitely happy monkeys? Hmmmm...

BigV 03-15-2012 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 801458)
Suppose these two had kids ... infinitely happy monkeys? Hmmmm...

Or...

infinite monkey 03-15-2012 02:24 PM

haggis!

ZenGum 03-15-2012 07:01 PM

:smack:

Gravdigr 03-17-2012 03:50 PM

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Google translation of Chinese capton:

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According to the Xinhua News Agency reported in Sichuan, landslides triggered by heavy rains caused 58 houses were buried. Wednesday, rescuers search and rescue of 21 missing persons.

ZenGum 03-17-2012 05:47 PM

Zengum translation of Chinese caption:

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Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck!

chrisinhouston 03-21-2012 08:42 AM

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Going through some old B&W prints in my desk and I found this portrait that a friend took of me in 1974! I was one way cool photographer with my velvet jacket, colorful camera straps and big sideburns. And my dad was always complaining about my hair! Can't remember what lens that long one was but the Minolta SRT 101 was one very good film camera.

glatt 03-21-2012 08:44 AM

That's a good portrait.

chrisinhouston 03-21-2012 08:47 AM

Thanks and I still wear blue jeans with a few holes in them from time to time.

HungLikeJesus 03-21-2012 09:28 AM

Was that posed or candid?

chrisinhouston 03-21-2012 10:59 AM

It was posed, I wanted something different to send out with my graduation invitations. Most kids sent a wallet print of their senior portrait. I wanted to be :cool:

classicman 03-21-2012 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston (Post 802725)
Most kids sent a wallet print of their senior portrait. I wanted to be :cool:

Success achieved.

xoxoxoBruce 03-22-2012 02:05 PM

Yeah it's cool, but I think the wine store was the ultimate.;)

chrisinhouston 03-24-2012 12:37 PM

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I didn't take this but I have been up to the top of Notre Dame. I think the photographer did a nice job of HDR on this.

Gravdigr 03-27-2012 02:31 PM

I didn't know you could do the HDR thing in black and white, I thought it was strictly a color thing. It's more about the contrast I guess?

Neat pic.

glatt 03-27-2012 02:36 PM

Ansel Adams was a pioneer in HDR the old school way in the darkroom. Dodging and burning in black and white.

Edit: You know, I'd love to see his prints displayed side by side with prints made from his original negatives without the dodging and burning.

chrisinhouston 03-27-2012 02:36 PM

Yes, HDR just refers to high dynamic range and it is usually done by combining several exposures from 1-3 stops over to 1-3 stops under the normal exposure and then tone mapping them in a program such as Photomatix and then some additional post processing in something like Photoshop.

That being said you can always do the HDR thing and create a nice color image and then just convert it to B&W in Photoshop.

My main complaint with some HDR work is that it just is overdone in my opinion and looks fake.

Gravdigr 03-27-2012 02:37 PM

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I think someone here (Glatt or Chris, maybe?) has experienced this from the inside, on a Tiger Cruise, but, I would love to witness this first-hand before I die.

Being realistic, I prolly never will.

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chrisinhouston 03-27-2012 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 804108)
Ansel Adams was a pioneer in HDR the old school way in the darkroom. Dodging and burning in black and white.

They used to teach us in school, Expose for the highlights and process for the shadows. The whole Zone System is based on a variant of that.

chrisinhouston 03-27-2012 02:39 PM

We didn't breach when I did my cruise but we did do some really deep dives and some steep angled dives and climbs which they call "angles and dangles".

Gravdigr 03-27-2012 02:53 PM

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...Expose for the highlights and process for the shadows...

Ima memember that.

chrisinhouston 03-28-2012 11:25 AM

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I saw this on Google+ this morning, an image by Gregory Colbert. His work, Ashes and Snow is an ongoing project that weaves together photographic works, 35mm films, art installations and a novel in letters. You can check it out at http://www.ashesandsnow.org/

Gravdigr 03-28-2012 04:15 PM

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ZenGum 03-28-2012 06:36 PM

Wow. Amazing pics in this thread.

I really like the way that last one captures more than just the moment of the photo, but tells quite a story.

Gravdigr 03-31-2012 04:16 PM

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BigV 04-03-2012 02:03 PM

moonshadow==doubleplus cool!

Lamplighter 04-03-2012 06:19 PM

Yes indeed, I told my family about this pic.

Intellectually, I know that's what an eclipse looks like,
but that's the first pic I've seen like that one.

Great posting...

Gravdigr 04-05-2012 04:09 PM

I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but, that eclipse pic may very well be 'shopped.

Would the 'thin blue line' of our atmosphere deform like that?

BigV 04-05-2012 06:07 PM

why not? there's less light in that space to be scattered by the air, therefore less scattering, therefore less "blue".

Gravdigr 04-14-2012 03:15 PM

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Hummingbird

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Gravdigr 04-14-2012 03:17 PM

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Apologies for leaving these pics large...

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...but this one especially is very cool.

Single 20 second exposure.

DanaC 04-14-2012 05:14 PM

Oh wow! That shot of the bridge is awesome.

TheMercenary 04-14-2012 08:46 PM

Love the bird.

ZenGum 04-20-2012 09:41 PM

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Gravdigr 04-22-2012 11:12 AM

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Nice shot of the tube, Zen.
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Explanation: When does Mars act like a liquid? Although liquids freeze and evaporate quickly into the thin atmosphere of Mars, persistent winds may make large sand dunes appear to flow and even drip like a liquid. Visible on the above image right are two flat top mesas in southern Mars when the season was changing from Spring to Summer. A light dome topped hill is also visible on the far left of the image. As winds blow from right to left, flowing sand on and around the hills leaves picturesque streaks. The dark arc-shaped droplets of fine sand are called barchans, and are the interplanetary cousins of similar Earth-based sand forms. Barchans can move intact a downwind and can even appear to pass through each other. When seasons change, winds on Mars can kick up dust and are monitored to see if they escalate into another of Mars' famous planet-scale sand storms.

TheMercenary 04-23-2012 08:11 AM

Those drops look like little spacecraft. Proof there is Life on Mars.

Gravdigr 04-23-2012 02:41 PM

Hah! Great minds...I thought they looked like the 'saucer section' of the starship Enterprise.

glatt 04-24-2012 02:35 PM

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Kenny Baker eating lunch on the set.
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Gravdigr 04-24-2012 05:10 PM

Looks like nothing so much as a couple trash cans.

And, look! Somebody threw away a perfectly good midget.

Gravdigr 04-27-2012 11:35 AM

I was gonna post this pic, but dude has some (not unreasonable) usage conditions (I think I would've been okay posting, I'm just too lazy to email the guy) on his work.

BTW: The pic I refer to is for April 27, 2012. The pic changes daily, so, if you go at another time you might have to search for the pic.

He has some good stuff.

Daily Dose of Imagery, at topleftpixel.com.

Spend a little time in the archives, it's worth it.

infinite monkey 04-27-2012 11:37 AM

Oh yeah. Nice pics on that site!

Gravdigr 04-27-2012 11:42 AM

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Explanation: Planet Earth has many moons. Its largest artifical moon, the International Space Station, streaks through this lovely skyview with clouds in silhouette against the fading light of a sunset. Captured from Stuttgart, Germany last Sunday, the frame also includes Earth's largest natural satellite 1.5 days after its New Moon phase. Just below and left of the young crescent is Jupiter, another bright celestial beacon hovering near the western horizon in early evening skies. Only briefly, as seen from the photographer's location, Jupiter and these moons of Earth formed the remarkably close triple conjunction. Of course, Jupiter has many moons too. In fact, close inspection of the photo will reveal tiny pin pricks of light near the bright planet, large natural satellites of Jupiter known as Galilean moons.
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