blame it on the sash.lol

normally i only drink malibu andncola, so bring along your $6.50

cand beer with tomato jouice is m y other drink too. everyone gets groseed out its great!!

Ohhh, imagine if some of the *others* come (dreaming here, but hey I'm tipsy)

which others? and did you just say tomato and beer sparkie?

Have you ever had this?
 

Its in the mouliin rouge.

haha check out the dude in the posetr. hahaha he looks so sneaky

like" i know what we'll be doin in a minuite!!"

WHAT THE FUCK?

*thinks something really weird is going on here*

might help if i attach the picture i was talking out

FUCKING weird

it might

*others* = the oversea-ers ...to our party lol.

I think there was crack in the cornetto, coz I dont know whats shes on about now

being drunk doesn't help one make connections too quickly you know. lushes need all the help they can get

whats a lush?

and are you talking about Mr noodle?

which *other* are you dreaming about?

they can come if thay want to.. (guys if your reading this COME!!)

i want to meet ya 'all now ya hear!

a lush is a woman who drinks too much and is sometimes a little 'free' with her favours.

ducks...if you're dreaming about noodle you're not gonna get laid any time soon. lol

mrnoodle is cute.

i'm not free with any favours. !!!! and i dont drink too much - its just that a little EFFECTS me to much

ahuh...ok sparkie. lol

I'm so not dreaming about moodle, he basically said he wouldnt bend me over a pool table,....wheres the fun there??? :p

There's plenty of shaggable cellar dudes...but...I did take a bit of a liking to Bullitt's roomie (Bullitts cute too)

who would you moooost like to meet? - i think thats another threwad?

OK OK - I'm a lush, but not a *free* one

you do realize that if you're not married and you go around kissing anyone you're being a bit of a lush...according to some of those conservative yankees, don't you? lol

HAHAHA

moodle!!

bwahahah.

no pool table...no fun!

i think that "lush" meand Luscious.

like - a good beautiful thing. not a drunk slut./ who made that up?

I dont recall if he's against sex before marriage though??

He is cute though, just maybe has a few too many morals for a lush like me

Hmmm...I don't want to meet anyone. I'm happier with my illusions. lol Reality bites.

sparkie...you have to stop posting soon or I'm going to piss my pants. lol

morals schmorals...what a load of time wasting effort to go against what your basic instinct is telling you you want!

get him over here and corrupt him ducks!

no i want to meet people - ive been around here for over 3 years now. its about time we all partied down

yeah
! come on moodle!!!

he wil come to our GTG!

you've been here for three years and only made 906 posts?

907

I'd give it a red hot go...yanno but, my...umm...ego took a bit of a flogging with ole disappearer....I still cant get my head around that

Although, I think I am back to way too confidentmorallesslushalicious

and my friend super baton

and jinx will b fun to GTG with! oh and case and elspode and jag and UT.. oh just all of them

bmauahaha when he reads this thread

909

Did someone disappear on you ducks?

can i know the dessappearing secret?

and foot3 and Griff and Bruce and wolf and yesman and and and

ohh yanno

the twat that left me horny n mid date :D...in that other thread

if you loose your one and only
theres always room here for the lonely.
oooh watch your broken dream, dance inand out of the beams
of a neon moon.

i really do love country music when i;m tipsy.

i wanna dance!! and karaoke! you know i have my own karaoke machine?

Hmmm...ok...I'm thinking I should know what you're talking about, but my feeble brain is not making the connection. lol

very cool sparkie. I'm a bit of a karaoke queen.

Here's a bit of trivia for you.

I used to be in the Australian National Youth Choir when I was younger (youthful) lol

i'll read it later, mouse is lazy tonight

My wine is tasting sickly

Ohhh I have scotch?

cool!!! so your a soprano like singer? cool! i have a really earthy voice - so i'm good at country ballads and that genre.

how nice of you ducks. thats so nice. so considerate. providing linkage and all.

ok i'll read it now.

Ooh...that dick sucker.

Forget him ducks. don't waste your time on cockheads with no common courtesy. That's what I reckon.

Although I think if I recall, I advised you not to listen to your friends in the course of that thread. lol

Oh he's toast, but..well..I hate not knowing stuff...you dont have to read it now Sparkie, I didnt see your *read it later* post :p

sparkie...I'm an alto. don't do too well with those high notes.

fuck that. if he had no credit ducks he still would have got YOUR desperate where the fick are you sms's

I know what you mean about not knowing stuff. I think the words the yanks use is 'closure'. lol

Ultimately, I reckon there's no point even thinking about it cause you're never going to know by the sounds of it. Can't really say what I want cause I'm pissed, but it's something about how not even getting angry or disappointed is worth it cause you're better than that. It's a cliche, but karma will sort him out. ;)

defo 2 hours. we could be cutting the rug girls.

true, but I didnt really do the desperate thing...thats not me, I was all pragmatic and shit,,,but..I'm just making excuses.

He's a spineless wanker and I told him as such

lol...or cutting our teeth into a nice yummy greasy and sloppy kebab

yep...he's a spineless wanker. not to mention a cockhead.