arrrr, they forgit them at the hideaway, just like you, matey.

So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his pants. Bar tender says, "Dude, what's with the wheel?" Pirates says, "Arggggh, its driving me nuts!"

Arrr.

Why did the pirate go to the Aaaaapple store?

To get an iPatch!

Thanks, you just gave me a great joke for my neighborhood bar. They groaned, I laughed!

:D mine's a bud.

Missed it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well. Never mind.

I missed it to. I mistakenly talked like a wench all day yesterday.

A Kiwi wench at that, thanks to Ducks guide on how to talk Kiwi she posted on fb. was hilarious.

Obama didn't forget

Yaaaaarbbut he took seven of our eight pieces and spent them on lice treatment for the scabby cabin boys

oh cut and paste. I'm not on fb

missed it.

craaaap.

ARRGHHH! NOT THIS YEAR, MATIES!




MORE RUM!

Yo ho ho ho, tis a Pyrate's dozen of donuts for me!!!

And I *do* have the costume!!

Shit, I looked like the fuck out of a pirate today.

Completely forgot about the talking-like part.

Arrr, I fergot aboutit 'til now ...

Don't ferget, ye scallywags

Don't worry. I plan on burying my mast deep inside someone's booty tonight. Arr Arr Arr...

Here's a map to Talk Like a Pirate Day doings around the world.

Locally, Marcus Hook is the hot set up tomorrow, the 20th.

What's a pirate's favorite band?

The Yarrdbirds.

What's a pirate's favorite kind of movie?

Anything rated Arr.

What's a pirate's favorite fast food joint?

Harrdee's. Or if they're from farrther (<--hee)north:

Carrl's Juneyarr.

Ok, that was a stretch.

Yarr.

They had rules.

Musicians! I've never heard of musicians on a pirate ship. I wonder what they played?

Concertina, harmonica, fiddle?

Most military and naval regiments/crews had musicians at that time. Drummers, buglers and fifers mainly.


Some of those rules are remarkably similar to naval rules. Though with a much more egalitarian flavour.

They forgot about all that macho shit and learned how to play guitarr.

Argh matey

Yarr.

Shiver me timbers. This day be ere again. rising up outta the deep like a Krackon.

garrrrrrr.

What say ye, Cap'n? Ever heared of this?

Thinking about pirates...

I still find it hilarious that in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies Johnny Depp isn't trying to talk like a pirate as much as he's trying to impersonate Keith Richards.

Me too, really annoyed me for the first half an hour the first time I watched it that he seemed to be trying to do a half assed impression of Keith Richards, there was a comedy show at the time where Keith and Mick ran a corner shop, so it wan't even original., When you find out he was deliberately doing a half assed impression of Keith Richards it makes sense.

I thought he sounded like Ozzy

Some poor fool at work added signage to my workload....

You rock

there were 8 in all (I think)

Was it a hit? I'd buy Saaaaarrsage

someone stole that sign.....

Can't think of higher praise

You're a doctor. I know your job is low on your list of priorities at this stage in the game, but when your nest is empty, I'd like to suggest you look to marketing as a career. Your experience fund raising, and superior command of language, the whip sharp wit, and purple hair....high motor, go getter... Chaos on a broomstick, messy bossy pillar of strength..... Creative and crafty.

Or... Manage musical acts. You have horrid taste in music though, so you'd have to work for an agent.

Might as well have fun at your current job. Tell then I said you should be in charge of the signs for all holidays, real and imaginary.

I hate marketing. with a passion. but thanks. I used to share my office with the graphic artist and the marketer. Now it's mine, all mine. and apparently so are the jobs. but not all the money. Marketing folks have to deal with people and not call them stupid cunts. This is not my area of strength. ut my job is paying for college for the first-baaaaaarrrrn. Another one goes next year :eek:

Can't believe no-one resurrected this thread yet today.

I do have a sign minion now, but Tuesday is her day off....

Joining classics Saaaarrrrsage links, Caaaaarrrving pumpkins and Jaaaaaarlsberg this year were Aaaaaaarrrlive Oil (to cook like a pirate), Chaaaaarrrcoal (to grill like a pirate) and on the Deli, Kale and Brussels Slaaaaaaw and Spinach Lasaaaaaarrrgna. In the café, Sip n Stroll Grog (Shop like a Pirate)

New this year:Team member name buttons:

Cap'n Chaaarrrles
Lord Longbeard (it's about 18" ....and he has a long beard too)
Boatswain Blair
Jolly James
Grogmaster Zak

Aye, matey, I be seeing arrlier today that today be Talk Like A Pirate Day, yarr.

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The first live band I ever saw was a local band named Jolly Roger.:devil:

Arg, I nurly o'erlooked tha day agin. barnacles!

If you don't knock off the Arrrrrr. you'll never win on wheel of fortune.

I celebrated by going to the baaaar.

did you get peglegless?

Dammit! I forgot! And I coulda had such fun with this too. Oh well, there's always NEXT year! :D

Truck Like A Pirate day might be interesting...

Ye bawbags won't be fergettin this yer, aye?


'tis the very day, now heave to and deploy that piratey speak, lubbers.

Yar!

oh shit, yeah, I forgot. No piratey signs at work this year :(


'sgettin old, tho.... (like me)

Shiver me timbers!! I've missed it.

Yar.:sadpace:

bump

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Avast! Tis upon us! Swab the decks and look sharp, lads! Cup o grog, and a merry jig, let fly cannons and prepare to board!

Garrrrrrr!

Ye scurvy dogs thinks ye got sumthin on the Ol Gravdigr, yar.

I been waggin me tongue like ye olde pirate all the day, yar.

Me parents think me daft, ye know.

Yar.

Oh Baaaaaaarlox, I missed it

bumpety bump. two more days......