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Flint 02-07-2008 02:02 PM

How It's Made is one of the shows I have set to record. I'll bet I have that episode in my queue.

toranokaze 02-09-2008 07:42 PM

Not for office viewing
http://www.efukt.com/1981_Fucked_Up_Gameshow_5.html

thealphajerk 02-12-2008 12:08 AM

wow, thats fucked up... i don't think she likes pigs..

hardeharhar

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...baconcomic.jpg

bbro 02-12-2008 08:04 AM

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I have been debating, but I have to post it. This is my brother feeding my nephew when he was first born.

xoxoxoBruce 02-12-2008 09:17 AM

Mainlining the baby, so he'll be hooked on the hard stuff for life.

bbro 02-12-2008 11:08 AM

I don't know if he actually has had bacon yet (he's about 18 months now). His big thing is cheese.

busterb 02-12-2008 07:03 PM

Quote:

His big thing is cheese.
Right. Anything to stop the lower end up!

Pie 02-12-2008 09:22 PM

http://bunny.frozenreality.co.uk/strips/070208.png

bbro 02-18-2008 10:21 AM

Bacon toffee

http://cho-tabetai.com/everything-is-better-with-bacon/

BigV 02-20-2008 05:00 PM

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I bet all of you have seen this device before.

I bet you never knew its one, true purpose though.

busterb 02-21-2008 11:34 AM

UK pig farmers trot out Internet song to save bacon

Flint 02-21-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 433700)
I bet all of you have seen this device before.

I bet you never knew its one, true purpose though.

Damn, they've always been out of bacon when I'm there.

bbro 02-21-2008 12:43 PM

You know you have bacon dreams

http://www.butternutsquash.net/2003/06/18/mmm-baaacon/

bigw00dy 02-22-2008 02:22 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2023/...aeb48e9bdf.jpg

Flint 02-22-2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 431746)
wow, thats fucked up... i don't think she likes pigs..

hardeharhar

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...baconcomic.jpg

This cartoon got me to thinking... if this guy had a deadly bacon allergy, he wouldn't even eat at a place where bacon is served, because even an exposure to one miniscule bacon particle could kill him. Like the warning labels that say "this candy is made at a factory where we also make stuff that has peanust in it" etc.

My question is: if your religion doesn't allow you to eat certain things, wouldn't you still go to hell for eating it, even if you inadvertantly ingest one molecule of it, off of a dirty spoon, or whatever? He shouldn't even have been eating at a place where they serve bacon.

thealphajerk 02-26-2008 06:58 AM

maybe that's exactly what every religion needs, some sort of booster shot that makes specific food kill you? either your on to something or you have the potential to be a cult leader.
:D

bbro, this bacon dream is awesome.. someones been in my head again though.
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...bacondream.jpg


seriously.. don't park on the bacon

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j.../Baconpark.jpg

Timo 02-27-2008 07:00 AM

I have the biggst bacon pang now...
like I just wanta big sack of sweaty bacon,

toranokaze 03-02-2008 09:39 PM

http://luckyninja.com/images/hover_bacon_thumb.jpg

there are some lonely bacon lovers out there
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...zoot/bacon.jpgcom/photos/uncategorized/wakesleep.jpg[/IMG]

The best reason
http://catandgirl.com/archive/cg0505bacon.gif

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF010-Instant_Bacon.gif

http://www.peppersandsmoke.com/bbq/b...ding_bacon.jpg
http://www.merch-bot.com/images/prod...ummy-bacon.jpg

toranokaze 03-02-2008 09:44 PM

http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/waterfall.jpg

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/11/flick15.jpg

nws
http://noq.ccrepair.net/images/bacon.jpg

lumberjim 03-02-2008 09:52 PM

this thread is going on report.

toranokaze 03-02-2008 09:56 PM

???

Ibby 03-02-2008 10:15 PM

I hate all of you.

fucking HATE YOU.

toranokaze 03-02-2008 10:26 PM

ok...
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...uff/noidea.jpg

monster 03-03-2008 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 436368)

I've heard of using pig valves in heart surgery, but bacon wombs and ovaries? :headshake

SteveDallas 03-03-2008 08:53 AM

Some of these are funny, or at least mildly amusing. Some of them are just plain dumb.

The Negroni one is a work of art.

toranokaze 03-04-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 436418)
I've heard of using pig valves in heart surgery, but bacon wombs and ovaries? :headshake

good eats

monster 03-04-2008 08:40 PM

http://www.pigsareworthit.com/video.html

Pie 03-04-2008 09:38 PM

(me thinks ibby is having vegetarian cognitive dissonance)

bbro 03-06-2008 02:12 PM

Ain't it true?

http://www.kawaiinot.com/images/kawa...rip144.gif.gif

Cicero 03-06-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 436388)
I hate all of you.

fucking HATE YOU.

*shrug*

I thought this was reserved for the treatment of parents...

Anyhoo!

I prefer peppered turkey bacon...because it has less fat and is thick and tasty...a lot less grease.
:D

BigV 03-07-2008 05:22 PM

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St. Anthony the Great

classicman 03-08-2008 11:35 AM

Is that scroll made from bacon?

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2008 02:29 AM

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Mmmmmmm

Shawnee123 03-12-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 437381)
Is that scroll made from bacon?

Maybe he's the saint who drove the bacon out of Ireland or something? :confused: We can tell that he likes Abba, though, which is way cool. And what is up with those little guys in the corner, one grabbing the other's package?

BigV 03-12-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 438134)
Maybe he's the saint who drove the bacon out of Ireland or something? :confused: We can tell that he likes Abba, though, which is way cool. And what is up with those little guys in the corner, one grabbing the other's package?

St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.

Trilby 03-12-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 438153)
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.

And how come you know that?

bbro 03-12-2008 12:23 PM

Now you can make your car smell like bacon

http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.as...OD&ProdID=2593

Shawnee123 03-12-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 438153)
St. Anthony the Great is the patron saint of swineherds.

Looks to me like he's the patron saint of crotch grabbers. Oh, and lions. :o

BigV 03-12-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 438188)
And how come you know that?

I've been told I'm quite a boar.

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2008 10:36 AM

nsfw?
 
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bacon bra

spudcon 03-31-2008 07:41 AM

Not very uplifting, is it? Not to mention, you're not supposed to eat uncooked bacon.

toranokaze 03-31-2008 01:30 PM

IT still looks like good eats to me ;)

xoxoxoBruce 04-05-2008 10:55 PM

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Three strips of bacon and one whole jalapeno, sliced length-wise were placed into the vodka chamber tonight. Sarah said, “the fat rising to the top of the bottle looks like a lava lamp”. Brunch at our place in three weeks!

classicman 04-06-2008 12:20 AM

That image and your signature go very well together.

lumberjim 04-10-2008 12:54 AM

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1st kiss.....1st bacon?

Sundae 04-26-2008 04:27 AM

Dancing breakfast (bacon advert)
I'm glad mine doesn't do this

classicman 05-20-2008 03:53 PM

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Saw this at the supermarket - Had to take a pic!
Scallops wrapped in Bacon...

xoxoxoBruce 05-20-2008 09:52 PM

That's standard fare at any decent cocktail party.

classicman 05-21-2008 09:09 AM

I know that Bruce - it was a subtle "thread bump"

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2008 12:52 AM

Nothing subtle about it, blatant bacon post if I ever saw one.
Are you trying to tell me you get invited to "decent" cocktail parties? ;)

classicman 05-22-2008 09:12 AM

Bruce, my friend, I get invited nowhere, to nothing.

Shawnee123 05-22-2008 09:24 AM

That's because you won't even attend a graduation party!

Just messin' with you, dude. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 05-22-2008 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 455939)
Bruce, my friend, I get invited nowhere, to nothing.

We should form a club. :grouphug:

classicman 05-22-2008 10:03 AM

S123 - You refused to invite me!

Shawnee123 05-22-2008 10:05 AM

It's been quite some time since I graduated. Maybe when Tajjy gets her cat diploma I'll throw a little shindig. AND I will make my famous chicken-bacon kebabs.

classicman 05-22-2008 10:15 AM

Like you actually need a reason to have a party?!?!?!?!?
Can't we just have a "someone is graduating somewhere" Party

HungLikeJesus 05-22-2008 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 455968)
We should form a club. :grouphug:

But would I be allowed to join? That would be the ultimate irony.

Shawnee123 05-22-2008 10:31 AM

Wait til my new pay kicks in. New fiscal year.

BrianR 05-23-2008 10:28 AM

We've seen this before, but not quite this way
 
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just wtf?

Sundae 05-23-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 455979)
It's been quite some time since I graduated. Maybe when Tajjy gets her cat diploma I'll throw a little shindig. AND I will make my famous chicken-bacon kebabs.

If I can come I'll bring Devils on Horseback! (prunes wrapped in bacon)


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