I prefer Kill It n' Grill It. (Got the ex an autographed copy.)

Ted rocks. His hunting shows were good when they were on air. Then he did some stupid competition show on his ranch, it bombed. But he is a good guy IMHO.

Power tools. Yes... definitely power tools.

Even if they don't use them.

It's the sound of these things in use that get that male testosterone going in overdrive.

I especially love the sound of a grinder being used... grrrrr..... :shocking:

Man Gift? Buy 'em flowers (get bright colors -red, purple, yellow -nothing fluffy). "She thinks I'm manly enough to accept flowers as a gift, WOOF ...better prove it!" You'll get great sex and not have to deal with them playing with their new toy rather than paying attention to you. Plus they don't last forever unlike a "real men wear pink" t-shirt ;)

Or if he's actually a guy he could think, "Flowers, wtf? Its bad enough when I spend good money on dead plants for someone who is acculturated to it." Seriously, stick to the steak and bj.

:D

Upside, eventually you can shitcan the flowers without having to explain. Can't do that with the mauve earmuffs.

Men gifts? Tailored to their interests.

Permanent monthly gift card to big hardware store or home depot. Guys who won't even grocery shop can spend hours in a hardware store. All those power tools and accessories, gizmos, and stuff we don't even know what it is. Aaarrrrh!

Puppets with gay hats?

bewbies, then.