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Iggy 10-27-2005 06:04 PM

well, now that I see the barbs, it doesn't look so bad. If the cats enjoy it more power to them!! When I first heard it though it sounded like it would hurt the kitties, thus causing them to not copulate anymore... Maybe that was just me. :o

Iggy 10-27-2005 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode
I'm frankly surprised that some adult toy company hasn't come up with a version of this for extreme bondage play.


But I thought they had... Studded condoms and vibrators and the like... ;) Or were you talking about something I didn't pick up on? :blush:

lumberjim 10-27-2005 06:15 PM

i don't know about you guys, but when i picture 'the act' with the barbs, my nuts keep trying to retreat into my body cavity.

Dagney 10-27-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
I'm frankly surprised that some adult toy company hasn't come up with a version of this for extreme bondage play.

You just haven't looked in the right places *G*

Radar 10-27-2005 09:59 PM

Speaking of PETA, here's something I found extremely funny and fits in well right before Halloween.

http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv

feesh13 10-27-2005 11:24 PM

Well the barbs would explain all of the yowling my cat did when she got knocked up.

She's spayed now but when she was in heat it was hilarious.

wolf 10-28-2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar
Speaking of PETA, here's something I found extremely funny and fits in well right before Halloween.

http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv

I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

OnyxCougar 10-28-2005 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

A few minutes of reading that site yeilds links to T and A of Monica Belucci, who played Mary in Passion of the Christ.

BigV 10-28-2005 10:32 AM

And Persephone, in a very shrink to fit dress in one of those ridiculous Matrix movies.

Radar 10-28-2005 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I click the link and I get a somewhat amusing blog called "what would tyler durden do?" ... but no video.

Try right-clicking on the link and save the file. It's an effeminate PETA advocate who gets hired as a temp to do inventory on a fake lab that had been evicted. He sees animals in the lab and asks if they did animal testing and he's told yes, they did do animal testing and tried to mis human and animal DNA. He picks up a rag to find a fetus in a jar, and he starts to panic. Then he opens a cabinet where they have setup a midget with a sort of rat/human monster costume and this guy's reaction is awesome!


http://gorillamask.net/Media/petarat.wmv

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2005 11:12 AM

Yes, that works!
Wow...that's funny. :lol2: :thumb:

Radar 10-28-2005 03:13 PM

The first time I saw it, I was laughing so hard I was crying. I couldn't breathe. My friends at work were telling me, "Don't look at it again, we're going to have to call an ambulance!"

glatt 10-28-2005 03:43 PM

It was pretty good. I liked mutant rat boy. I'd also be startled if I saw him hiding in that cabinet. But not as much as this guy was fraeking out.

Brett's Honey 10-28-2005 10:58 PM

Spending time down here in the cellar will assure that you will aquire a well rounded education! And thanks mari - FINALLY I have some specifics to tell people who argue about male calicos or just look at you like you're delusional.

And all these years around literally hundredsof cats, and I never even heard of the spikey penii! (A rougher version of the "ribbed for her pleasure items?" When mating, cats do howl and carry on quite a lot.)

Tonchi 10-29-2005 01:19 AM

Dogs are just the opposite, it's the FEMALE who controls the coitus. Once the male gets mounted, the female clamps down like a vise and he could not withdraw even if he tried. This causes some very awkward moments during the next few hours if she doesn't let go. With all these "built-in" features to ensure pregnancy, it's no wonder this country is over run with dogs and cats.


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