It be TLAPD eve, maities.

Scaliwag piece of hull tar.....I'll mop the place with ye!
Rrrrrr!

Hook!

Does this include butt pirates? Cuz I can make your timber shiver.
Avast there me hard-ons!!!

I think Sheldons due a keelhauling dontcha think?

thanks for the reminder, matey! Argghh!

I prayed ye'd be observant that 12 moons had passed o'er the yardarm.

nay, 't happens every yar!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! An mos' especially ye scurvy lady dogs! Prepare to be boarded! Aaargghh!!!

I'm gonna call my boss Captain and say, "Aye, aye, sir" all day, and when he asks, I'm gonna chide him for being out of touch with popular culture.

:borg:

I couldn't find a pirate smiley, but at least these guys have eye patches.

Here's a primer from the originators' website: How To Talk Like a Pirate

Blimey! Brethren of the Coast and other sea dogs splice the mainbrace would ya


Yo-ho-ho

shit. you guys are all much better at this than me.

My friends and I are all going to Long John Silver's today for lunch!

Then eat hearty, m'dear, it be hard tack an' rum afore ye knows it.

Im talin' in bloomin' post sript today
Ya scurvy dogs whut deserves the black spot!


no that`s nay 't...ye be havin' t' be havin' th' starboard tools
http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
'ave good grits matey.

All of ye olde scaliwags can hoist your lubber pantaloons and sail to the highest point of me arse.