Diego Garcia ? Hmm. Not many people know where that is. Unless of course they were posted there in the US military. As the saying goes "never let a Diego by"
As for shooting suicide bombers I thought we had that all clear now. As with the stupid Brazilian guy who insisted on contniuing to run. You shoot them in the head.
Tazers I fear would ignite the detonator resulting in said pink mist.

Lookout. Will my soogy $20 bill help if I imerse it the brake fluid / bleach mixture I still have outside the back door?