plthijinx |
01-03-2011 08:48 PM |
so this guy goes dove hunting and gets the bag limit. he takes them home to his wife to cook for supper. while eating their scrumptious meal 1 of the 3 kids excused herself to go to the restroom. she came back and was as pale as a ghost. mom says "what's wrong honey?" she answers "i was peeing and BB's came out in my pee!" mom said "oh honey i'm sorry i was in a hurry and missed some of the shot from the birds." well a little later the other daughter excused herself and came back to the table with the same look on her face. mom said "let me guess...shot in your pee?" to which the daughter nodded. "you'll be fine honey, again i'm sorry for not getting all the shot out of the doves." about this time junior gets up from the table and returns with the same ghost look. mom again says "shot in the pee son?" he said "no mom!! i was jerking off and shot the dog!!"
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