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Griff 08-29-2004 07:07 AM

fixy uppy

tw 08-29-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jane_says
The snake is gone; ...

These silly women who think they can do without a man. After all, who would drive the car, identify the snake, and raise bail?

elSicomoro 08-29-2004 11:29 AM

Last year, while driving back to Philadelphia from St. Louis, my wallet got stolen in Chicago...and I was left with nothing to prove who I am. Fortunately, PennDOT keeps a copy of your DL photo on file now, so all I had to do was fill out a duplicate DL app and pay $11. It sounds so simple now, but it was such a pain in the ass at the time.

russotto 08-30-2004 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode
Because it is far easier to enforce the law against honest people, that's why. We show up for court dates, bring our credit cards, and say "yes sir" and "no ma'am" instead of whipping out an Uzi and trying to take out half the DMV.

No matter how satisfying the latter might be.

Chewbaccus 08-31-2004 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagney
You should be standard equipment in most cars!

Seeing as I either never have the money for the license test or a legit car in which to take it, I, well...kinda am. I've bummed rides in everything from an '85 Chevy Spectrum to a late-model Lincoln Town Car.

Good Lord, I need a vehicle...


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