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wolf 08-18-2004 11:22 AM

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xoxoxoBruce 08-19-2004 02:09 PM

and;

Radar 08-19-2004 03:20 PM

Nice!!! I wish it were a joke though. Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October.

lookout123 08-19-2004 06:28 PM

*straightens foil hat*

jdbutler 08-20-2004 07:33 AM

[quote=Radar Bin Laden has been in custody since June. He'll be "discovered" in mid to late October.[/QUOTE]

I imagine you will soon be posting the Top-Secret Crypto document
that verifies this "fact".

Trilby 08-20-2004 01:38 PM

Do ya think they've been doing thrice weekly dialysis on him? That would be counterintuitive, NO?

(Brianna only posted this post so she could use the word 'counterintuitive')

Radar 08-20-2004 02:30 PM

Quote:

I imagine you will soon be posting the Top-Secret Crypto document that verifies this "fact".
There were several newspapers reporting it months ago but it got hushed up after the government denied it. I have said for months that they will spring the "we captured Bin Laden" card right before the election. It won't help Bush though. He has already lost the election, but he just doesn't know it yet.

I'm sure you'll attack any sources I post, but I'll do it anyway. Anything is more reputable and believable than the whitehouse.

http://www.etalkinghead.com/archives...004-02-28.html

http://english1.people.com.cn/200402...8_136103.shtml

http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/englis...ent_310332.htm

http://english.pravda.ru/war/2003/03/07/44136.html

http://www.paktribune.com/news/print.php?id=56525

lookout123 08-20-2004 02:41 PM

hey radar -i'm not saying it is an impossibility but i don't really think they have him yet. but i did follow all of your links and i don't really see any point in discrediting any of them, but each one of those stories is simply reporting the fact that ONE SOURCE reported the capture of OBL while everyone involved is quoted as saying it is untrue.

the ONE SOURCE they are eaching pulling their stories from is Iranian radio. do you really think that is a credible source?

jdbutler 08-20-2004 02:51 PM

If Radio Iran and Pravda said it's true, that settles it! This veteran is voting for the guy with all the *cough-choke*medals!

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2004 02:56 PM

Etalkinghead says
Quote:

Announce the capture (or death) after the election.
That doesn't make sense. :confused:

Happy Monkey 08-20-2004 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jdbutler
If Radio Iran and Pravda said it's true, that settles it! This veteran is voting for the guy with all the *cough-choke*medals!

You believe those "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth"?

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2004 04:12 PM

You mean Karl Rove's Navy? :)

Happy Monkey 08-20-2004 04:19 PM

Inherited from Nixon.

warch 08-20-2004 04:55 PM

"there wernt no bullets, there wernt no danger! Kerry forged all them documents cause hes so crafty! He wernt hurt at all,..er not enuf anyways! He didnt shoot no bad guy, it was just a misunderstood kid in a loin cloth, no threat at all! He's a big faker! has everyone hoodwinked! Them guys that were actually there with him...well, He must got some kinda hypno-spell cast on em. Hes powerful thata way. Me...well I dont know were my own records is...My mean exwife musta hid em. Uh...well yeah, we're coming forward with this, changing our stories, cause of Kerry being so cowardly as to turn god damn hippie. Pissed me off! Oh, and we gets alot of money."

These guys are pathetic.

Radar 08-20-2004 05:41 PM

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