It's a good damn thing you cut Vince out of that picture....I'd be forced to learn photoshop on your ass.

Others I didn't have a clue about:

Nick Burns?
Terrance, Philip? Is that the south park guys?
Royston? wtf?

I kind of like "Blue", but it has no meaning.
"Fuzzybutt", but it sounds too gay.
Like "on the bun" but I've NEVER heard it before...how do I know you're not fucking with me?
Spanky is cool...is it taken UT?

Wolf is a Bears fan?! I understand that there are a lot of Eagles fans here...it's not your fault. And LJ is a freaking Cowboys fan (is his fault...he's retarded after all).

I don't know why "Terrence" came up, but South Park is the reason I followed up with Philip...

They were the "ha, ha...you smell like my ass"pair?

:)

Indeed. And they're from Canada.

Spanky is not taken.

Spanky!

http://www.charlesjongallery.com/ima...its-Spanky.jpg

Your profile says that you are/were a "frustrated IT guy" so I picked the name of Jimmy Fallon's character on SNL that fits that description to a "T." The "Nick Burns" skits are funny as hell to me but then again my wife is in IT and I'm kind of a geek, too.

Here's the script for one of the skits.

WHERE IN THE FUCK, did you come up with this??

Pulled it out of my ass, apparently. I could have sworn you told us that at one point...

Oh, for a frustrated IT guy, what's better than "the BOFH"?

I spent my formative years, when one's sport's alliances are set in stone, in Glen Ellyn, DuPage County, Illinois. I am also a Cubs fan. The Blackhawks, despite a congenital inability to win, are the greatest hockey team in the world. I never really gave much of a damn about basketball. Go figure, one team that EVER freaking won anything, and I can't get excited about it.

that's it? is that all the names we can think of?


here's a few more, but i feel like I'm carrying you slackers:

pug


puck


The artist formerly known as blue58 ( i dont think it will fit)


#$&*%$(*


(*)(*)


;-}winky


DrFeelgood


I blue IT


barnicle bill


Pirate Pete


marcus areola


Haywood Jablomi


Ben Dover


Mike Hunt


Oliver Clozoff


Amanda Hugankiss



i'll stop there.....

still wondering what names you were considering, blue

I didn't really have any specifically in mind. Thought I'd wait to be wowed by this thread.

...so you're still waiting then I guess? :)

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