Oh yeah, England is safe and happy all right...

http://rodcorp.typepad.com/rodcorp/2...ople_have.html

This one on the list actually still has the story in toto...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...portaltop.html

Sorry, found an even better one...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/re...20040101.shtml

Better yet, send im a gun. He can free himself. Shit, he could have the whole police station bouncing on one leg, naked from the waist down, singing Ave Maria. Unless one ub dem hit him nose wid one of dose keyyyyooot widdle bats.

Wait, aren't these the guys that we always have to come kick the bullies out from their country?

Damn, kids. Get ya some guns, brother. What were you thinking? Throwin away your only means of protection against crooks.

slang, did they really do this, or is this some kind of publicity stunt. A whole country, completely unarmed except for *choke* scuse me. Except for their military. *snig..*


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