May I suggest at the police station or the Karate Acadamy.:haha:

Ooh, ooh...in the men's room at an Eagles game!

Actually, I posted because I wanted to see how long it would take wolf to hunt down the record in the hopes of contradicting me...:D

Sidhe

Go to an Eagles game wearing the jersey of the opposing team.

Re: need really really bad advice
 

Completely and utterly ignore your SO on a day that's special to her, like Valentine's day, her birthday, Christmas, or your anniversary. Act like she's not even there. That usually works when you really need difficulties in your life.


Sidhe

Re: Re: need really really bad advice
 

Dang, screwed that up. Got Pete the Norah Jones cds for v day... maybe next year.

need really really bad advice
 

Griff,
Move out here to Utah, post on your vehicle (has to be a big truck or SUV) That you support recycling, saving the canyons, religious freedom, selling liquor in the grocery stores, taxing the rich so the many children of this great state can have some &*%$# schoolbooks and also that you are vehemently against importing nuclear waste.

Buy OTC stock. Wear a Yankees jersey to Fenway Park*.


* or wear a Yankees anything and walk into a bar on Lansdowne Street.

Buy a car from Lumberjim. Pay his asking price.

"Yeah, sure. Come on down! I'll getcha a good deal!"

Heh heh heh.

yooo guys.......gawsh......


i'll give you a great deal on the car.......it's the interest rate, gap insurance, extended warranty, and undercoating that will make you bleed from your ass!

Sorry.. I'm so goddamned tired right now I don't know what the hell I'm saying. That's why I'm holding off on a couple meaty replies until later. :)

Ha! I didn't get any of that! Not even the interest rate!

go to the mall with a bag full of powdered sugar. start throwing it everywhere while yelling "you're all gonna die!"

Buy those P3N|S ENLARGMNT P|LLS that you get spamed about all the time...

Take them till you have a whale penis.

Join a group-suicide alien-revering cult and spend your children's college savings on homeopathics and/or dianetics.