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Gravdigr 09-02-2016 09:26 AM

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I bet an armadillo wouldn't bounce for shit.

I just had a visual of a Harlem Globetrotter, footing his way across the border, dribbling an armadillo.:lol2:

ETA: It was Curly from the cartoon Globetrotters, btw.

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Flint 09-02-2016 02:35 PM

Football is dumb.

Clodfobble 09-02-2016 02:40 PM

YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.

lumberjim 09-02-2016 03:55 PM

He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

classicman 09-02-2016 03:58 PM

He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this. He's a douchebag. He's got the "right" to do this.

That's the conversation he started. FTR - He's a douche in my book. He did this because he sucks and was probably going to get cut. Because of that he can now claim he too is oppressed by the white devil - Chip Kelly.

Flint 09-02-2016 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 968228)
YOU'RE DUMB.

Also, hey there Flint.

Your FACE is dumb. Hi.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 968236)
He knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

Your MOM knelt on the sideline last night apparently.

lumberjim 09-02-2016 07:42 PM

There's no comeback for a remark like that. None that don't make you sound douchy.

So I wrote a haiku instead

Flint is like a bird
Flies over, shits on our heads
Then he flies away

footfootfoot 09-02-2016 08:07 PM

very zen, Jim

tw 09-03-2016 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 968242)
Your FACE is dumb. Hi.

A face that is dumb is also called a poker face.

henry quirk 09-03-2016 10:43 AM

All I wanna know: why does anyone give a flip if this guys stands, sits, or lies (or is it lays?) down?

He's 'entitled to his opinion', he's not breakin' the law, so what's the big deal?

I'll worry about what he thnks, says, or does when he can take money out of my pocket, food off my table, or shingles off the roof over my head.

So, again, why give a flip?

xoxoxoBruce 09-03-2016 11:23 AM

Because everything about football is blown way out of proportion. A bunch of billionaires hiring millionaires to bleed the taxpayers for more money.

henry quirk 09-03-2016 12:14 PM

Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.

sexobon 09-03-2016 02:35 PM

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(Just kidding henry, adding some color to an old phrase.)

henry quirk 09-04-2016 11:53 AM

I always thought stupid was green...I done learnt me sumthin'.

footfootfoot 09-04-2016 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by henry quirk (Post 968299)
Color me stupid: not seein' the connection between the real problem of bloated ticks and the faux problem of a mouthy, self-important schnook.

Schnook! It's been at least 40 years since I've heard or read that word. I love it! Reminds me of my childhood. I grew up in a relatively Jewish neighborhood.


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