how bout this?

if i wasn't using dial-up, i'd join in...i'm too lazy to wait forever for an image to upload. (pardon me if i'm not using the proper computer jargon. i think i am though. :) )

but know i'm here in spirit, and laughing heartily. :)

oh, and what are you guys talking about? you've never seen a flourescent pink penis before? :D

Ohhhh!!! Too much information!!!!!

goodness, someone doesn't understand sarcasm :p

:)

they aren't supposed to look real. but i mean, that really isn't a stretch...i just took a picture of paul's penis and colored it in paint shop pro...

and matt - thanks for saying that was funny. you guys make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3eye:

Geez you should have gotten him aroused first.

That's not a warm fuzzy!
 

This is a Warm Fuzzykins:

<a href="http://www.cellar.org/2003/burntkoala.jpg">Fuzz'Ko</a>

antibland private message'd me, asking me to see my webpage. Isn't that cute?

I'd send it to him, but I don't want to see it mirrored as webscalpel.com, so I think I'll pass...

Or hacked?

The server's pretty tight, actually. We keep all security patches up to date and no passwords get in or out unencrypted (even our web-based email is encrypted, just for extra safety). He would have quite a time of it.

Even if someone did manage, the backups are good and the server is only 35 minutes from my house at a colo facility that I have access to 24 hours a day. I'd be back up and running with everything in no time.

I know better than most how to break into servers, and ours is pretty well secured.

(In other words, I'm about as worried he'll 'hack' my website as I am scared that I'll be crushed to death by a donkey falling from a cargo plane overhead. It's not even on the radar.)

Meanwhile, every mention of the word "webscalpel" ensures that Google will return this thread when people search for the term. Right now only the webscalpel site itself is indexed, but the next time the Googlebots visit here...

Don't mess with the hateful web lemmings!

we could always do the oppostie of what I've done on my site to get more hits-- I went on a long rant saying mp3, britney spears naked, midget wrestling, girls gone wild, bum fights, sarah from joe millionaire, etc... and received an overwhelming influx of new visitors...

we could just make up sentences using the word webscalpel that will pop up when the word is googled, eg., "Webscalpel web development sucks donkey balls" and "Webscalpel reads granny porn while sitting around the house wearing nothing but a little league chest protector and slathering his face with 10W-40" and "If I were to sum up Webscalpel.com in one word, it would be 'Ass-hat', or is that two words, hyphenated"

Your turn.

Jeni, I believe that your logo design is brilliant and should clearly be declared the winner.

Now, as far as webscalpel.com ITSELF goes ...

Who would EVER hire a webdesign services company that has to run a contest to design it's OWN FUCKING LOGO????

Additionally, the site name doesn't say "design" to me ... it says "cutting the web up into little pieces with a very sharp knife". The imagery is FAR more "Jack the Ripper" than "respectable surgeon" too ... hmmm ... if only I had a copy of photoshop myself ... there could be some good logo possibilities there.

Ah, hell...just use MS Paint...it was good enough for Dave and me.;)