I got a diseducation the first go round so an uneducation should square me right up. Griff is thinkin, whats one more pistol more er less in a public miseducatin' camp, count me in.

No, dipshit...the end of "Higher Learning."

Yer off the plantation maroon, gotta be thinking of High Times, where Spicoli finally assembles a useable frame of historical reference. This is gonna be one hell of an administration, what with yer cinematic illiteracy.

Goddamnit, go rent the movie, ya putz! Ice Cube, Michael Rappaport, Omar Epps, Kristy Swanson, Tyra Banks. Good flick...my favorite John Singleton flick.

     Wait, what movie is this? Also shouldn't movie talk be in the entertainment section? If it's a cheap buy I already started a thread this would go in nicely.
     By the by, what does this have to do with the Sycamoron's? And why do you need 55 characters now?

The movie is called "Higher Learning." It's a John Singleton movie (the new "Shaft," "Boyz N' the Hood").

Oh! So now you want to be a thread Nazi! You wish to impose your fascist system upon us! I bet you treat your people the same way! We must liberate the Whittlesticks and the Jujubes! I propose a resolution where you have until March 17 to change your ways! Or else I will lead a coalition...

You will not attempt to smear the good name of the sicómoros. The evil Jujubes started this insane rumor. Our troops are already marching towards Fayetteville as I type this.

And only a moment ago those troops were headed the other direction, towards Griffington. At this rate your bunch are going to use up your EZ-Pass before you see any battle.

Griffington and Sycamoreland signed a treaty of non-aggression. I just did all that threatening to get him to give me economic aid (i.e. cheap eggs)...just like North Korea. But I can fight a war on many fronts, and look good doing it...just like the United States.

May I offer the CSC a Krispy Kreme? Come towards the beacon...

Oh, and we wouldn't use much on the E-Z Pass. I know my way around the DE Tpk., and there's no toll going south on 95 over the Susquehanna. That just leaves the Fort McHenry Tunnel in Baltimore. The rest is all free roads from there.

And we could move our troops towards Griffington along the scenic route (611 to Tobyhanna, then I-380 towards Scranton).

     Your troops are lost, between the large number of strip joints and the heavily armed red necks that live in the hills around the city your men shall not return. Trust me, alot of those rednecks are better shots than your average sniper, and they know the land.

     "Higher Learning" Sounds familiar, have you mentioned it somewhere before?

     Jujubes is evil? Damn... I was hoping to get him to do some work on my compuer...
     Don't you mean 'silly' name? Oh and as for the people in my land... Well, there's a pic of my neighbors umm... area... in Quality Images under More Cold Stuff. Or here, let me try this.
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2971
     It is a very happy place. With plenty of room for your people, if I may say so.

So let's hear some of these genius-inspired titles that absolutely, positively couldn't be reduced below 45 characters. Yes, this ought to be good. Creativity, indeed! Ha ha ha! Hey, maybe we can even teach you the value of brevity, you long-winded twit.

http://cellar.org/2003/shitloadofdimes.jpg

"Does anybody got a dime?"

mumble mumble

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes."

     Juju has a good point. Although I just noticed that he hasn't yet wowed us with the titles that would take 45 spaces yet. Hmm... Maybe he just wanted to prove he could get his way?

:D

I wondered how long it was going to take you ...

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The proper term is "sicómoros" (pronounced si-KO-mo-ROES), you moron.

Personally, I prefer the traditional psychiatric designation of "feeblemind." I miss the old terms. Hebephrenia just trips off the tongue, you know ... like folie a deux ... El Sicómor, of course, suffers from folie a un. Can't even get one other person to share in his delusion of grandeur. Of course, His Eminence probably prefers it that way ...

     That's okay Wolf, I think you can rest assured that your 'Sicamorons' title will be around for a long, long time. It's just about perfect, good sound to the word, and it past the subtlety test. Just a downright nice feel to it. Congrats on this new Cellar-word... or is it a contraction?

There aren't any apostrophes to indicate that there are letters missing so it can't be a contraction.

Neologism is what we'd call it at the nuthouse ... forming new words.

Don't forget Whit, I am familiar with that part of the country...I grew up not far from it. Strip clubs? Shit, we'll capture them and take them on the road. I laugh at your feebleness!

Juju, the first thing I will do upon arriving in Fayetteville is snatch your coat and burn it. Then replace all the OS's on your computers with Windows 3.1. Later, we'll steal your computers and replace them with Packard Bells. Nah, fuck that...you're getting Commodore PETs.

Wolf, it's my world, you just live in it.

If this thread has not proven my creativity, nothing will. :)