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glatt 10-03-2012 09:01 AM

That's wonderful!

Spexxvet 10-03-2012 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 832822)
That's better than: live to work and work to live.

Big goings-on here.

I don't want to make it googlable (yeah, I'm paranoid) but there was a pretty major restructuring and it seems things are starting to happen. Maybe making our voices heard wasn't farting in the wind. I don't think we can reverse the previous destruction but maybe, just maybe, further destruction can be averted!

Yay!

I hope they promoted you to queen of the world.:D

infinite monkey 10-03-2012 09:22 AM

Not yet. ;)

Big Sarge 10-03-2012 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 832822)
That's better than: live to work and work to live.

Big goings-on here.

I don't want to make it googlable (yeah, I'm paranoid) but there was a pretty major restructuring and it seems things are starting to happen. Maybe making our voices heard wasn't farting in the wind. I don't think we can reverse the previous destruction but maybe, just maybe, further destruction can be averted!

Yay!

Do we still get to kill you?

infinite monkey 10-04-2012 09:21 AM

Yes, please.

monster 10-04-2012 02:43 PM

let's be creative, though, and kill her with dead hobo jokes and haggis.

jimhelm 10-04-2012 05:31 PM

I will fucking kill you

HungLikeJesus 10-10-2012 12:13 AM

Hi, and sorry I haven't been around much, but please not to kill Shawnee Monkey.

Thank you.

And, not to get off topic, but foots, sorry I missed you in Vermont last month.

infinite monkey 10-10-2012 07:40 AM

jim, scary article...but I love the writing! ;)

Thanks HLJ. :)

So far it's running neck and neck, like the presidential campaign. In a recent poll 49% of people indicated they would gladly kill me, and 51% think I should live another day, at least.

I'll be out campaigning this week in various swing states. I have Texas wrapped up: they're all for killing...it's a human right we're born with. I have to convince killers in California to get off the beach, put the weed away, and take responsibility for killing. Damn liberals.

glatt 10-10-2012 08:04 AM

Wait. There was a poll? How did I miss that?

infinite monkey 10-10-2012 08:10 AM

I'm sorry. It was an independent poll. They polled high security prisons and asylums.

ZenGum 10-10-2012 07:04 PM

Both of which describe your workplace.

infinite monkey 10-11-2012 07:34 AM

;)

Ooooh, by the by...new lady in charge (no changes made to the dysfunctional two, but I glimpse it on the horizon) has made some bold moves. I'm hopeful, full o' hope.


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