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Reminded me of this:

strapped?

I'm honestly glad I don't have to strap anything. That would be a nuisance.

I was gonna take a pic of my forearm and a ruler to visualize 13.5 inches. And I did. But, look in the background, at the commercial on the tv...


'Go long' indeed.

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Umm Grav...why were you measuring your arm?

Dude should go through the airport again.

On viagra.

Ahhh...ok :p

Just. Stop. Raining.

Yo dawg, I heard you like news, so I put a news headline in a news story so you can read the news while you read the news.

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Yeah, that would not be fun. having a 13.5" schlonse, I mean. It would be fun SOMETIMES... like at a party, you could chase people around with it... or win bets or something... but unless you had a girl with an equally large vahjayjay, you'd NEVER get to sink it to the bezel. And you'd get light headed when you got hard.... the airport would be the least of the inconveniences.
nsfw!

I hope that was just a "comedy" anecdote.
Exposing yourself in a public place makes you a skeez in my book.

That said, I'd hate to fall head over heels in love with a man with a 13.5" cock.
OWWWWW.
I'd prefer 4" (better for anal too)

Ahem...Hi, my name's Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, sunsets...

What, like, in their arms???

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Bath salts-related story here.

No, it clearly says they caught him in his underwear.

I hope it was elasticised.