Oh, wait. That was Maurice André. Way to wreck my joke Limey.

Food, apparently ... :(

Sorry, Limey!

Don't be. she's up the duff and ecstatic and is going to conduct a cellar poll to choose the name. I bet glatt (TM) will be an option.......

Sorry to disappoint, but I am not preggers ...

I'll I need is this ashtray.

And this paddle game. This ashtray and this paddle game, that's all I need.

Oh, sure. And I never peed in a liquor store. :rolleyes:

A job. I used to have one, but it was terrible and ripped through my life like some kind of tornado. Maybe I've been unemployed too long, or maybe I am just defective and can't deal with life.
Man, that sounds kind of grim. I'm not unhappy. Am I bad person for liking unemployment? I have a meagre existence on the money I get, but I'm not going to have some kind of breakdown due to stress. So all things considered...

My brother and his whore (both addicted).

Somebody has to be unemployed, so it might as well be someone who likes it, IMHO.

I don't think so. :)

This happened in Texas? :eek:

It did not. Long story. Just know that I have peed in a liquor store exactly the same number of times that limey has been pregnant over the age of 50.

Now, hardware stores, that's a different matter ...