I'm not calling you a cynic. Learn how to read.

Literate,

MTP

Will Jim go on a date with Pam? Will Pam stop sniffing fingers? Will MTP show Pam what the Texas Stomp is all about? These answers and more on next week's SOAP ;)

It has been quite fun. I would be more than happy to show her NY!!!

I am happy tongiht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I have a crush on danaC

Pam!!!

Oh! That was one of my favourite progs growing up. The whole family watched it. I remember being allowed to stay up late to see it :p

The whole thing where Bert was convinced he was an alien, or was it invisible? or both.

What is this?? DanaC, you do not life in Texas?! You are in canadian up North as you have told me. And now I am left out of a 'secret' room on here?? Why is that ?? I am always left out. I am having wine, to cope with the problem here. And you would not ask Mr. undertaod if I could join?? that is not really nice. I would like to be member too. I thought we were all 'safe' in here?! is this not a 'happy place' for us all...all of us??

Upset once again,
Pam.

Well...I know i am in my happy place ;p

I told you PP, I can't ask Undertoad. It has to be the applicant themselves.

*shrugs*

Nowt I can do.

And no, I do not live in Texas.

I do not underastand at all. You have been here a long time; so why can not you ask??? I think it is because you do not want me there. I think that is why. Is it not? Why would it hurt to ask him?? You just do not want me there. And you do not accept me as a friend on here for a fact. As I have sent you friend request...which you ignore. I am having more wine...

I wanted to be your friend,
Pam.

Texas - Canada, what's the difference? Folks in both those places talk funny

That's the way I had to do it, all by myself. It was an initiation test to see if I really wanted to be in the private forum. I sent Undertoad a private message with a picture of myself naked from the waist up. Since the message was private and so is the forum, it was all safe. Undertoad showed the picture in the private forum and asked if there were any objections to letting me in. There were some objections; but, he let me in anyway because I sent him a nice picture. Now I belong there and MTP is my BFF (even though she initially objected to letting me in).

Paid my dues,

Sexy O'Bonsawin
[sexobon]

Yes, my name is Canadian. My grandparents were from Canada just like DanaC.

I guess I will just use my 'vibrating toy' for tonight...

Sexually frustated,
Pam.

MTP I'm afraid Pam has you here.
You are indeed bitter scorn.

My best advice to you is to secede from the State of "Texas".
Clod will be alone in upholding its reputation. Her with her big hair and truck and gun and nothig in the way of school knowledge.
Then maybe you can get a man. Because that's what every woman wants. Even, deep down, the Lebanese ones.

Especially the Lebanese ones.

Dearest Pam,

What, exactly, was it about sexobon's post that left you horny and 'sexually frustrated' - ?

Curious,
Brianna Danna Satanna

As this year's Undersecretary for Private Forum Special Events, I'm pleased to announce that the spring photo contest [NSFW] final contestants are now available for viewing. These are the best of the best as selected by Private Forum members with the overall WINNER (I think they're all "winning") to be determined by a poll at the end of May.

Reviews commence now. Non-members may apply by following the instructions posted in the forum description. While we don't post a roster of Private Forum members, I've agreed to let my name be displayed as point of contact for the Special Event.

Navigation: Home page tool bar > Community > Social Groups (on drop down menu) > View All Groups (beneath the New Groups display) > The Cellar Private Forum.

What do you get when you feed a troll
You get enough posts to crash your server
and if they do, they'll cause a fervor
I'll never log on here again
oh no I'll never log on here again