Well, I still think you'll need a word...dangling from the rope overhead all blue and armed... how about "Jerky"? It has so many lovely layers of meaning.

<h4>Warch</h4>
How about " Jerky hanger" ;)

Syc has been pretty clear, if not downright touchy about individual participant word amounts! However, with Brian in the chopper you could maybe work out a little something- a jerky hanger or perhaps hanger jerky. (Homer voice) ummm, jerky.

Why don't you pipe down peanut gallery and fetch me that latte!

Better. :) Remember, these are city folks...for some of them, it's an all-too familiar sound...for others, they'd shit all over themselves at the sound.

All right!! The inclusion of random feces explosions guarantees NEA grant status.

you will need a blow up of a mass card of an obscure saint, however (St. Dymphna, perhaps?), to place on the ground in your mosh pit.

(glad I'm going to be in the chopper)

Oooh! Good idea wolf, but it can't be some obscure one...it has to be one that could get the Catholic church nice and riled up...and it has to be one that's well-known.

Why, St. Katharine Drexel...of course! That's brilliant!

How did I get in this? Much less into a helicopter gunship?

My pilots license does not allow me to fly helicopters.
I can fly a C-130 "Spooky" gun platform though. Multi-engine operations aren't too hard to fudge, kinda like IFR operations (for which I am also not licensed)

Brian

:( Thanks Brian, now I'm going to have to repel out of a balloon or some tall building

can it at least be a scary-looking black balloon? I don't think slang is a pastel rainbow kind o' guy ...

Being on the other side of the country, I will most likely be unable to attend the event. Nonetheless, I demand "Turquoise".

You should definitely use pastel colors. Give slang a peach-and-apricot balloon. It will constrast nicely with the blue face.

Oh come on Torrere, how about a road trip. There is nothing better than the open road, a large selection of music, and thousands of miles between you and your destination.

Oh? How much turbine time do you have? Do you know how to start one?

A herkybird has four... so you won't be too stressed if you lose one, I guess. :-)

<i>There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing, because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked". ATC told the fighter jock that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah", the fighter pilot remarked, " The dreaded Seven-Engine approach".</i>

Yeah Torrere...what Cam said. Plus, we'll hit all the bars on South Street, get sloppy drunk, make asses of ourselves, and eat cheesesteaks. :)