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infinite monkey 03-17-2011 07:21 AM

Read this in Reader's Digest last night:

While he was not as dumb as an ox, he was not any smarter either.
--James Thurber (the barber) ;)

BigV 03-21-2011 11:52 PM

He's so dumb...
(how dumb is he?)

He's so dumb, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if there were directions on the toe saying "tip up".

smoothmoniker 03-22-2011 12:47 AM

He's so dumb, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

plthijinx 03-22-2011 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 715784)
No, you're both wrong I'm the dummest dick.

wait a minute! a 3 foot dick?!?!?!?! :eek:

BigV 03-22-2011 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 717904)
He's so dumb, he couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

u r teh lol.

hahahahahaha

monster 03-22-2011 10:01 PM

Thicker than an apostrophe in Molasse's

footfootfoot 03-22-2011 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 718069)
Thicker than an apostrophe in Molasse's

I vote you go to bed now.

monster 03-22-2011 11:24 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

monster 03-22-2011 11:25 PM

(it was good, wasn't it?)????????????


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