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glatt

03-30-2011 08:13 AM

First time I saw a bidet, I peed in it. Didn't know any better. I thought it was what a urinal looked like in Europe.

infinite monkey

03-30-2011 08:14 AM

New user title.

You got Dances With Wolves, Stands With Fist, and Pees In Bidets.

Spexxvet

03-30-2011 08:17 AM

UT, do you get compensated for a click?

Undertoad

03-30-2011 08:48 AM

Nirvana

03-31-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 719573)

I thought a bidet was for washing your feet.

You should know that takes a whore[Mary Magdalene]
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monster

03-31-2011 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 720131)

You should know that takes a whore[Mary Magdalene]
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I think this was the first song I ever learned from start to finish. Great parenting, mom. (no, I didn't call her mom)

I still sing it in the shower sometimes :rolleyes:

Undertoad

04-08-2011 10:40 AM

Going to client review today is the place where I et those clams: http://tokeninternet.com/trevi

This one is weird, because I attempted to set the menu up with the same font that they used for the print menu. This involved a state-of-the-art practice known as font embedding; before showing the website, the browser downloads the font it's set in.

But that means it doesn't work in IE, because Microsoft set out to make embedded fonts work in a different way from the rest of the world.

Fuck Microsoft!

Undertoad

04-08-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my biz partner

Tony, he fucking LOVED IT!!! I wish I had a tape recorder so you could hear all the nice things he gushed. More than twice he said he wasn't expecting it to be as great as it was. He's already gearing up for more work, and I quoted prices from our new carte. I literally laughed all the way to the bank, where his check is now safely deposited. Yay.

Adding icing to that sweet, sweet cake was the Yellowbook guy standing over our shoulders as I demoed. He had, no surprise, nothing to say. In fact, the guy slapped him down at one point, saying "Don’t even try. You can't match this, or the price they're charging." I overheard that the YB guy’s charging Trev $7K for a YB ad, so I added my own dig, "And it won't cost you $7K." Sinful.

http://cellar.org/2011/fuckyea.gif

monster

04-08-2011 04:11 PM

:thumb:

Clodfobble

04-08-2011 04:52 PM

Hey UT, do you guys have like a little flyer or business card or something? I keep going to various retail places and thinking about you guys, but I don't know what to tell them other than to go to the website, and I'm sure they forget right after I leave.

Undertoad

04-08-2011 05:58 PM

We do have this but right now it's completely focused on presenting a "leave behind" after a salesperson visits. Let me get back to you, I will be developing a shorter piece. And thanks!

Flint

04-08-2011 07:05 PM

May I suggest, as part of your "mission statement," you adopt the Union Plumbers Guarantee.

Undertoad

05-07-2011 05:55 PM

What the competition did for them

My alpha version, to replace it

Sometimes ya gotta just tell somebody, and you're convenient, dwellars...

Griff

05-07-2011 06:01 PM

You kicked their ass plenty.

Undertoad

05-07-2011 06:11 PM

It's not great, it's a little mussy. I only allot so much time per design.

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