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footfootfoot 02-12-2011 05:31 PM

So I'm dreaming about three almonds wrapped in red foil like kisses. i open my eyes so i can eat them but they aren't there. I'm listenening to lectures bt teaching co. and i hear the sentences as layers in a photoshop document.
I am absentmindedly nudging one foot with the other and i open my eyes and my feet are nowhere near each other. My arms are folded across my chest and i open my eyes and see my arms by my sides.

how this shit is recreational beyond the first tiny orgasm when they kick in is beyond me.

Pico and ME 02-12-2011 11:55 PM

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the first tiny orgasm when they kick in
Yeah, that was cool, but much too short-lived.

Perry Winkle 02-13-2011 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 711176)
how this shit is recreational beyond the first tiny orgasm when they kick in is beyond me.

It could be fun if you were so wealthy that leisure and experiencing things were all you had to occupy your time...

The meds I'm on give me dreams that are so real I can't distinguish them from reality. The good side of that is I've lived more days than there have been yet this year. The bad side is, nobody remembers what happened on a good number of them, even me.

footfootfoot 02-14-2011 12:23 PM

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Here is the day after surgery. I discovered I'm allergic to the tape they use to apply the dressing. Big chunks of oozy red skin.

The incisions look nice, itchy as hell today.

Griff 02-14-2011 04:46 PM

You ready to throw the slider?

footfootfoot 02-15-2011 06:42 AM

put me in coach! I'm ready to play.

monster 02-15-2011 08:00 AM

I hate you. I had a night-long incredibly believable nightmare about having shoulder surgery. Every time i woke up, it took a good while to convince myself it was a dream so I could relax and fall back to sleep ....and then imagine it some more. Right down to the hospital details and the work that backed up while i was out of action. Yes, I have shoulder pain, no, I'm not taking it to the doctor, it's just a twinge. Yes, I will do my exercises more. bah.

TheMercenary 02-15-2011 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 710285)
should we rename him rotatorcuffrotatorcuffrotatorcuff?

Haaaa! :)

Good luck foot3 on your recovery. :thumb:

Tulip 02-15-2011 11:16 AM

Happy recuperating! Sorry, I didn't bother to read this thread til now. :( I'm such a cold gnome sometimes. :thepain:

Trilby 02-15-2011 11:38 AM

what rx post op?

oh, and how ARE you? :D

Sundae 02-15-2011 01:48 PM

Yay Foot, you've done us proud.

Mum found she was allergic to the tape after her breast surgery. The nurse said to her quite sternly, "We did ASK if you have any allergies..."
Mum said (to us not to her) "I've never tried sticking it all over my tits before, have I?"

Talking of Mum I might even email that to her - she loves messy pics (and is miserable as Grandad is in hospital - see Upset Thread :()

footfootfoot 02-15-2011 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 711529)
what rx post op?

oh, and how ARE you? :D

5mg oxycodone 1-2/ 4-6hrs

I'm now down to a couple at night mostly to help me sleep, and one or two during the day if the pain ramps up. It's weird how I can go a day or two w/o pain. I seem to metabolize the shit really slowly.
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 711561)
Yay Foot, you've done us proud.

Mum found she was allergic to the tape after her breast surgery. The nurse said to her quite sternly, "We did ASK if you have any allergies..."
Mum said (to us not to her) "I've never tried sticking it all over my tits before, have I?"

Talking of Mum I might even email that to her - she loves messy pics (and is miserable as Grandad is in hospital - see Upset Thread :()

I love that, she should have told the nurse. Sorry to read about your Grandad, it sounds consistent with Dana's experience with elders and national healthcare.

Spexxvet 02-15-2011 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 711472)
I hate you. I had a night-long incredibly believable nightmare about having shoulder surgery. Every time i woke up, it took a good while to convince myself it was a dream so I could relax and fall back to sleep ....and then imagine it some more. Right down to the hospital details and the work that backed up while i was out of action. Yes, I have shoulder pain, no, I'm not taking it to the doctor, it's just a twinge. Yes, I will do my exercises more. bah.

Have you checked to make sure you have both kidneys?

Shawnee123 02-15-2011 03:00 PM

oooh sholder i hope it is the well.

plthijinx 02-23-2011 02:20 PM

so how ya gettin around there chief (3foot)? feeling pretty good?


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