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08-18-2010 09:05 AM |
Just realised Shaw & Mons made a death pact without me.
Hey! This is the remake, it really doesn't have to be faithful to the original.
There's an extra passenger in this one, okay.
I'll be the comic relief. I'm not saying you're not funny, but I have the body type least likely to appear in a Hollywood movie (being white I mean).
I want to have some sex before I go too. So there can be a scene in which we all get laid. Separately if you like. I suggest we come across a male cathouse somewhere on the outskirts of a town. Our mature wisdom and wisecracking really appeal to the young pieces of meat we've paired off with, and they genuinely plead with us not to go, mapping out an alternative ending where we take over as madams and keep the boys in line. Sadly we decline, with a poignant moment as we drive away saying, "Well... maybe we should turn back...? Nah!" and we all laugh.
If either of you doesn't want to have sex with a young stud you can have a heart-to-heart with one instead, where he admits he's gay and in love with another of the "boys" and you convince him to give up the lifestyle and find true love somewhere where he doesn't have to live a lie.
Not that I've thought this through or anything.
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