There are a lot of footfootfoot hits (non cellar related) and none of them are me. I'm surprised at the popularity of the name.

Interesting. When I search my username, I get a lot of cellar hits, but further down the list I get cellar threads named as different domains, like netradiology, wordcafeonline, kenkrawchuk... clicking the links brings up exactly what looks like the cellar. Is there money in duplicating the content? I don't get it.

That's weird, I wonder if they are archiving sites?

Those are old domains I used to operate that no longer have sites attached to them. I should configure them out.

Tried a couple of variations and ... nothing. I guess that Witness Protection thing really works :cool:

well, you're really nowhere, man.

No, no, I'm right here. At least I was a minute ago...

I just checked, you seem to be gone again.

You might be confusing yourself with the now here man. Who should be here any minute.

Turns out, I am an Irish actor and an alcoholic from some Iron Curtain country.

Apparently I am a dentist, died in a diving accident, am an anesthesiologist, have an acting career, direct a department of mental health and hygiene (close, but no guitar), have a Swedish Wikipedia entry, am active in Jews for Jesus, was photgraphed at Dachau with my babies, am considered a hottie in a small town in Ohio, was arrested recently in Maricopa County, Arizona (I'll say a big "Hi" to Sheriff Joe for you), participate in a number of professional networks of professions I do not practice, informed the New York Times that the end of the world was nigh, and am Pennsylvania Dutch.

I got bored by page 25 and stopped looking.

None of the hits are me.

I use a unique user name for every social website I am on. That makes me very unsearchable.

and my real name is common. None of them are me.
I wish I was an attorney though.