That is what happens when clodfobble gets deja vu.

I thought solar systems were created when that happens.

Clodfobble's brain thinks, therefore we are.

Oh No! She's created a singularity!

Clodfobble's brain can count stars in the universe......twice......in a nanosecond

Clodfobble's brain can reproduce the sound of one hand clapping

Clodfobble's brain made the 70hp/liter engine obsolete.

Bwahahahaha.

Astoundingly, Chuck Norris is jealous of Clodfobble's brain

...in stereo and surround sound

With perfect non-regional diction.

and still get home in time for supper.

FYI, the folks who wanted to hear me do a British accent... never emailed me back. So I will indeed be sticking with non-regional American diction for the foreseeable future. :)

We'd love to hear it, though.....

I daresay it's actually pretty passable when I'm just speaking. But narration has its own "accent," that straight non-regional thing. I can't do straight non-regional and British at the same time. British to me is all about the conversational lilt, which narration by definition can't have.

I actually used that movie maker site someone had posted here awhile back (www.xtranormal.com) for reference, since I figured a computer-generated British accent was pretty close to what I was trying to hit.