Formal goth.

And, I lost my hump on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!

*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*

I agree with Chode, they look much better in your deshopped original, spud.

Yup I'm inclined to agree, Tawny, I couldn't find any articles supporting that.

Meh, I couldn't find it again. Mockery may resume.

it's possible that the thing you read was a fraud and forced to be removed... maybe?

Are you suggesting someone removed a lie from the internet on moral grounds?

oh hell no! it probably contained a picture copyrighted to someone else.

Still, that photo will make you check under the bed before going to sleep.....

Okay, I got the latest software update, and it appears that Chode was right. Here's what they look like with all shopping removed.

The sad thing is that Alfred's head looks better than her own head.

I think the whole hunchbacked thing is a lie.
They were protected from the media in Spain because Spain has its own terrorism, their father wanted them to have a normal life and because it is routine in Spain not to include familes in political life. No photo of a child, papparazi'd or studio posed can be printed in Spanish media without parental permission.

They'd be as safe as anyone else getting on a train or a bus if their faces weren't instantly recognisable. There's a good chance that if they live in Madrid they'll be happier with a low-key existence.

Theses points seem to have been overlooked because 1) When's the last time Obama's kids got on the bus; 2) When's the last time public transport in America was blown up? 3) The free press in America has no such boundaries.

I think it was someone putting 2 + 2 together and making 5.

I can't help but notice, that, in each of your de-photoshop'd pictures...

The girls remain the same.

Is that a testament to their beauty, or the hideous nature of their very existence?

Neither. I try not to rag on the kids of famous people unless they seek publicity or do something infamous themselves.(Kennedys for example.) The girls can't choose their parents, or their parents' choices. I never picked on Chelsea Clinton, even tho I had nothing but contempt for her parents.

Alfred? You mean that wasn't GWB?

Nope, it was BO